Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: Tue, 6 Jan 2004 15:32:13 -0500 (EST) In: alt.startrek.creative From: brightfame66@webtv.net (Robert E. Morris) Title : Pun-ishment 26 Author : Rob Morris Contact : brightfame66(at)webteevee(dot)net Archive : www.southroad.com/brightfame Series : Voy Type : Humor Drabble Characters : EMH, Janeway Part : 1/1 Rating : PG13, for innuendo Summary : P/T goes way too far, and now is the clean-up... ---------------------------------------------- Pun-ishment 26 by Rob Morris USS VOYAGER, EARLY 2378 Janeway chose. "I don't care if the Doctor's undergoing recalibration--activate him!" Kim shrugged. "Okay, but he'll be missing some non-medical info." The Doctor was indeed 'rezzy', so Janeway told him what was going on herself. "Belanna decided to try a Klingon aphrodisiac, and as a result injured Tom." "Tom?" "Tom Paris." "Belanna?" "Torres, Doctor. Belanna Torres, his wife." "I'll--I'll see what I can do." Later, the EMH reported back. "Yes, Captain. Tom Paris recieved a very tender injury from his wife, Belanna--" "Torres, Doctor. Tor---res." The Doctor raised his voice. "Tore--his? Why, she nearly ripped it off!!!" -- Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to:http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. From ???@??? Wed Jan 07 23:35:01 2004 Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n8.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.92]) by emu (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1aErQS2u43NZFnx0 for ; Wed, 7 Jan 2004 20:32:57 -0800 (PST) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-12844-1073536339-stephenbratliff=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.