Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 11 Jan 2004 19:23:38 GMT In: alt.startrek.creative From: gojirob@aol.com (Gojirob) Title : Pun-ishment 27 Author : Rob Morris Series : TNG Part : 1/1 Type : Humorous Drabble Characters : Picard, Q Summary : Picard's crew *are* the modern Starfleet family... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Pun-ishment 27 by Rob Morris USS ENTERPRISE-D His human journey now done, Q nodded. "Now, this isn't the first time I've been exiled." "Why does that not surprise me, Q?" "Ahh, Jean-Luc. You and Riker are no smarter than my beloved dum-dums." Riker shrugged. "Dum-dums?" "Primitive hominids I was assigned to grant moronic wishes to. I appeared to them as a sprite. Idiots, but they had heart. They no more appreciated my humor than you, Kal, or Reed. Well--Ta, Humanity. I'd like to say its been fun--but...." Riker then looked at Picard. "What do you say to that, Captain?" "Say, Number One?" Picard bellowed. "Yabba-Dabba-Q!!!" -- Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to:http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. From ???@??? Thu Jan 15 00:52:15 2004 Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n37.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.105]) by robin (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1aH0pI65d3NZFjX0 for ; Wed, 14 Jan 2004 21:51:30 -0800 (PST) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-12900-1074145817-stephenbratliff=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.