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TITLE: TOS Walkie-Talkie Wrath of Khan
AUTHOR: Paul Gadzikowski
CONTACT: scarfman@iglou.com
PART: NEW 1/1
SERIES: TOS
RATING: PG
ARCHIVE: ASC* only please
CHARACTERS: K S Sa Khan
SPOILERS: Prolly not
DISCLAIMER: Bits of this work may derive from properties of the BBC,
     Paramount, Fox, et al., but it's it's parody and falls under the
     provisions of fair use.
SUMMARY: In the US there are tv ads for a cellphone outfit who offers

UHURA: Distress.

SAAVIK: Rescue.

SULU: Klingons!

SPOCK: Aaargh!

KIRK: Surprise!

SAAVIK: Unfair.

KIRK: Tough.

CAROL: Lifeless!

TERREL: Checking.

DAVID: Boy scout!

CHEKOV: "Botany Bay"?

KHAN: "Admiral"?

CAROL: Unauthorized!

KIRK: Huh?

SPOCK: Friend.

KIRK: Greenhorns.

KHAN: Static.

SAAVIK: Regulations...!

KHAN: Phasers!

UHURA: Terms.

KIRK: Khan.

KHAN: Genesis!

SPOCK: Prefix.

SAAVIK: What?

KIRK: Greenhorns...

KHAN: Override!

KIRK: Transporter.

SPOCK: Careful.

SAAVIK: Cannonfodder.

CHEKOV: Worms.

TERRELL: Ears.

KIRK: "Underground"? Transporter.

DAVID: Murderer!

TERRELL: Lord.

KHAN: Kill!

TERRELL: Aaargh!

KIRK: Screw-up!

KHAN: Buried.

KIRK: KHAN!

SAAVIK: Simulation?

KIRK: Reprogrammed.

DAVID: Cheat.

SPOCK: Coordinates?

SAAVIK: Lies?

SPOCK: Exaggerations.

SPOCK: Mutara.

KIRK: Nyah!

KHAN: Follow!

KIRK: Surprise!

KHAN: Activate!

SPOCK: Aaargh!

KIRK: Human.

DAVID: Proud.

KIRK: Young.

fin


Paul Gadzikowski, scarfman@iglou.com since 1995
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