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Posted: 17 Apr 2004 21:03:02 GMT  
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From: gojirob@aol.comendspam (Rob Morris) 
 


Title : Pun-ishment 30

Author : Rob Morris 

Contact : gojirob@aol.comendspam

Archive : www.southroad.com/brightfame 

Series : TNG 

Type : Humorous Drabble

Characters : Beverly Crusher, Aldeans from 'The Cradle Will Fall', TNG S1

Part : 1/1

Rating : PG13

Summary : There was a lack of woman's tears...
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Pun-ishment 30
by Rob Morris


USS ENTERPRISE NCC-1701-D, SICKBAY, 2364


Bev smiled at the Aldean women.


"I know that you're nervous. You've likely never disrobed in front of others
before, let alone recieved fertility treatments. So let me give you some
assurances."


"This Sickbay is sealed. Your modesty will not be compromised."


"We have the technology to undo the damage done by your planetary cloak."


Finally, they were all strapped in.


"Most importantly, know that as you face this terribly intimate process, you
are one and all under the care of a highly skilled, superbly trained, dedicated
Starfleet physician..."


The smile faded.


"...whose only son you kidnapped, just three days ago."  


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"Your would-be attackers don't like you. Your would-be rescuers don't like you.
Harry, *most* people don't like you." - Peter Kirk to Harry Mudd, 'Lawful
Warrant' 


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