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Posted: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 02:05:39 GMT  
In: alt.startrek.creative 
From: panatropic@yahoo.com (K M Wilcox) 
 


Title:  Treku
Author:  K. M. Wilcox (panatropic@yahoo.com)
Series:  MIS
Rating:  [G]
Codes:  poems
Date:  April 20, 2004
Summary:  17 Trek haiku, based on various series.
* * * * * * *

The Art of the Haggle

"Fine, two strips, Odo,
But that's cutting me own throat."
"That I'd like to see."

* * *

The Big Reveal

Who's the product of
Genetic Engineering?
It's our Julian!

* * *

The Button

The reset button,
Standard on all Starfleet ships
For three hundred years.

* * *

Designations

Homo Sapiens.
Borg Species 5618.
Eh, we're all just folks.

* * *

Explore the Unknown

Into the Expanse,
Where no man has gone before
Or, it would seem, since.

* * *

Heist Flick

Former constable
Recruits ten great criminals:
Odo's 11!

* * *

Irrelevant

A red stylized hand?
Does it make sense for the Borg
To have a logo?

* * *

jar SIS

jar SIS 'oHtaHvIS,
pIj SuvwI''a'pu' vIQub
'ej nachmey vInaj.

* * *

Just Another Family

See, Soong's Don Vito,
Data's Michael, Lore's Sonny, 
And B-4's Fredo.

* * *

New Repertoire

My Ressikan flute,
For it, I've learned some new songs,
Such as "Cherry Pie."

* * *

Nice Try

The Doctor's new name
(My name, too) is John Jacob
Jingleheimer-Schmidt!

* * *

Original's Premise

Captain James T. Kirk
And the starship Enterprise:
A five-year mission.

* * *

Pet

We've seen cats, dogs, fish.
Next series, can someone have
An orangutan?

* * *

Spy Anxiety

Romulan agents
Have infiltrated the ship
Disguised as Pakleds.

* * *

They're back

Tribbles were extinct,
Then some were brought from the past.
Next up: the dodo.

* * *

Understatement

"Your Vulcan logic
Is starting to tick me off!"
"Just starting, Doctor?"

* * *

Voyager

Trapped light years from home,
Grimly struggling to survive
(When the plot warrants).

--
Stephen Ratliff
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