Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 29 Apr 2004 10:21:37 -0700 In: alt.startrek.creative From: whoa_nellie40@hotmail.com (whoa nellie) Title: Volte-face Author: Whoa Nellie (whoa_nellie40@hotmail.com) Series: TNG New 2/5 Rating: NC-17 Codes: P/Vash Summary: The most joyous time in the Picards' lives suddenly takes an Author's note: Feel free to archive to any pertinent site. Important detail: This occurs in the Double Entendre timeline after Reasons of the Heart (reminder: in this universe, Worf is Chief of Security and married to Deanna; there is no Crusher/Chakotay relationship and Riker still has his beard). As always: Paramount owns all the marbles, we just have a lot more fun playing with them. Feedback is always appreciated - posted or e-mail. Whoa Nellie's Picard/Vash Romance Fan Fiction website is at: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Galaxy/7926/ Whoa Nellie's Sci-Fi Romance Fan Fiction website is at: http://www.geocities.com/whoa_nellies2000/ Continued from Part 1 "Go away," Vash grumped from her position on the couch. After leaving Sickbay, she had fled to their quarters for some privacy in which to rant, rave and cry. She threw an empty box of tissues across the room as if to emphasize her point and snatched another box from the coffee table. The door slid open to admit Beverly and Deanna. Beverly held up a tray of plump strawberries. "The replicator records show that you're eating a lot of fruit, so since you're not in the mood for chocolate, we brought these." "With the requisite whipped cream," Deanna added, holding up the large bowl she carried. "I said 'go away'," Vash pointed out, blowing her nose. "I don't want to talk to anyone." Taking the strawberries from Beverly, Deanna set them on the coffee table with the cream. She took one of the berries and dragged it through the cream before settling down on the couch beside Vash and taking a bite. "We didn't ask if you wanted to talk." "Besides," Beverly replied, "we're not just anyone." She ordered three glasses of lemonade from the replicator and carried them over to the sitting area. Curling up in the chair next to the sofa, she reached for a berry and dunked it in the whipped cream. "These are good berries." "My compliments to the replicator, it outdid itself with these berries," Deanna agreed after eating a second one. "And the whipped cream seems especially . . . whippy," Beverly remarked off-handedly. Vash listened to their inane chatter with growing frustration. She didn't like to cry in the first place, she certainly didn't want to do it in front of an audience. Ludicrously, it annoyed her that they weren't even talking about the current situation; there was this huge, honking elephant in the room and they were talking about whether some replicators produced better comestibles than others. "He seduced her," she suddenly burst out. "I know he initiated it, he intentionally took some other woman off to a sleazy hotel to have sex with her. I know she didn't just jump him out of the clear, blue sky and carry him off to that hotel against his will. How could he hold her, much less fuck her, and not be able to tell that it wasn't me? Godamnit, what about my wedding ring? The thing's a fucking rock and he didn't notice that 'I' wasn't wearing it?" Watching the very distraught Vash hold her wedding ring out as if presenting a piece of evidence, Beverly calmly took a sip of lemonade. "Okay, you have a point there; but, how often do you make a point of looking for his ring?" "Besides," Deanna piped up, "don't you both take your rings off at one time or another for work-related reasons?" Vash skipped the strawberries and gathered a huge fingerful of the cream. "Shopping isn't exactly the same thing as 'desecrating ancient burial sites' as my philandering husband has so eloquently described my work." "That's not fair," Beverly interrupted, "calling him a philanderer isn't exactly an accurate description." Deanna concurred. "Technically he . . . 'spent the afternoon' with you." "Bullshit," Vash snorted, tears welling up in her eyes again. "He had sex with a woman who wasn't his wife. How could he not tell the difference?" "You couldn't," Deanna pointed out softly. Vash was momentarily confused. "What do you mean?" Beverly picked up on Deanna's train of thought. "The alternate version of the captain your first night on the Enterprise." Vash flushed. "I wasn't married to Jean-Luc and I hadn't had sex with him in several years. Jean-Luc and I have been married for several years and we just had sex last night. Maybe he didn't want to see the difference," tears flowed freely now, her words interrupted with choking sobs. "He probably thought it was great, it was like it was for us in the beginning. Now I'm just an old ball-and-chain and about to start resembling a penguin waddling everywhere. She's wild and exciting while I'm thinking about comfortable shoes and my wildest fantasy right now is a nice, long, hot bubble bath and yes," she snapped at Beverly, "I know I can't have one during my pregnancy." "You can have a bath," Beverly said. "It just can't be long or hot." Deanna slipped into her counselor role. "Captain Picard is very excited about the baby, it's something he had convinced himself that he'd never have--a family of his own--and you're the one giving it to him. He loves you more now than ever." "That didn't stop him from screwing another woman," Vash sniffled. Beverly spoke up. "If I recall, even when you knew that the alternate Picard wasn't your Jean-Luc, you were still physically attracted to him; you didn't love him but you were still confused by your reaction to him." "The captain didn't know that it wasn't you," Deanna pointed out. "Alternate universe cross-over isn't something people expect to encounter or even think about until it happens." Vash grabbed another tissue and blew her nose. "Given our history, he should have thought about it. He's a Starfleet officer, the Captain of the flagship, he should be more observant." Beverly made an observation. "Jean-Luc had a very similar reaction when the shoe was on the other foot. I believe your exact words at the time were 'Picard, you arrogant son-of-a-bitch'." Deanna began chuckling softly. "Not that he would try that maneuver with you." Seeing the hint of a smile on her friend's face, Beverly played up the idea. "And in the center ring, Jean-Luc Picard pushes the envelope on death-defying stunts as he attempts to use his wife's own words against her." All three women were openly laughing at the visual painted by Beverly's 'announcement'. After a couple of moments, Deanna got back to the subject at hand. "We're not saying that you don't have reason to be upset," she said. "We're here as your friends to help you sort things out. Do you remember how you felt when you first found out that you'd been with an alternate version of the captain?" "Sick." "How do you think Jean-Luc is feeling right now?" Beverly asked. Vash pulled a pillow from behind her and cradled it against her stomach. "That's not fair, I'm tired, I'm queasy and I'm upset. I should be able to yell at my husband for having sex with another woman without his crew defending him to me--Oh God!" she gasped suddenly. Beverly was reaching for her tricorder as she asked, "What is it?" "Everybody knows," she wailed. "Everyone on the ship knows that my husband cuckolded me." Deanna tried to sort through the jumble of emotions looking for some way to get through to her. She decided to try another approach. "There are so many things wrong with that sentence that I barely know where to begin. First, not everyone on the ship knows what happened; I'm sure there are at least a couple of the lower decks where they haven't heard about it yet. Second, so what? Everybody on the ship knows how much the two of you love each other and the incident with the alternate Picard was common knowledge. Third, a cuckold is a man whose wife is having an affair. If you're going to be melodramatic, at least be accurate." "I realize that this might be a bad time to ask this," Beverly began, "but what is the comparable term for a woman?" "Pathetic," Vash sniffled. "Actually, there is no term in Federation Standard although several matriarchal societies have specific terms for such a woman; however, they typically lack a term for a man in those situations. If you're trying to distract me, this isn't the topic I'd recommend." "Look," Deanna said. "Yell at him all you want; knowing you, I know it'll make you feel better. Just don't shut him out, listen to him and realize that he's hurting too. This should be the happiest time in your life and Captain Picard wants very much to be a part of it." "Don't let my hormones overload my sensibilities," Vash summarized. "I know I'm hormonal, I'm pregnant and I was looking forward to nine months of wild mood swings free and clear--a biological dispensation from rational thought. This is just sucking all of the fun right out of it." .................................... Picard steeled himself before striding through the door to the brig. The alternate Vash was sitting cross-legged on the bunk in her cell, idly examining her fingernails. He studied her, looking for something--anything--that should have tipped him off that this woman wasn't his wife. He motioned for the security officer on duty to leave the room. The alternate Vash waited for several silent moments after the door slid closed before raising her attention to her guest standing on the other side of the forcefield. "Ready for round two, lover? Or would that be round three? You were quite impressive this afternoon, I can't recall the last time my itch was so well scratched." "Who are you and how did you get here?" He kept his voice controlled, not betraying the turmoil in his heart. Nothing; as far as he could tell, he was talking to his wife. Stretching indolently, she casually rose and strutted across her cell to stand in front of him separated only by the forcefield. "You first, lover--you know, it occurs to me that I never got around to learning your name. I had more interesting things on . . . my mind," she purred suggestively. "Then what about this afternoon?" Picard asked. "Why did you . . . " "Seemed like a good idea at the time," she shrugged. "A sexy, virile, powerful man buys me expensive jewelry and comes onto me--" "Not you," Picard interrupted, "my wife." The alternate Vash gave a careless wave of one hand while caressing the necklace she still wore with the other. "Semantics, at any rate it was a most satisfying way to spend the afternoon. Pity you had to spoil what could have been a nice memory with your little Starfleet routine, Captain . . ." "Picard," he supplied, "Jean-Luc Picard and you are?" "Vash," she grinned. "You certainly gasped it often enough while you were in the throes--" "What are you doing here?" Picard interjected quickly. "Well, Jean-Luc," she drawled, "obviously this isn't quite where I intended to be. My transporter must have malfunctioned; if you'll just return my property to me, I'll get out of your hair . . . figuratively speaking, of course," she amended with a wink. Picard resisted the urge to pace, if he turned away from her she might see it as a weakness. In spite of her sense of humor being a slightly harder version of his Vash's, the wry look on her face and the lilt to her tone was so much like his Vash's that it was difficult to keep in mind who he was and wasn't talking to. She couldn't know how much she was affecting him. Being even remotely like his Vash, she would use any advantage to her own benefit; being even remotely as intelligent as his Vash, that would make her very dangerous. "Where, exactly, did you intend to be?" he asked instead. The alternate Vash considered her answer for a moment. "Anywhere except where I was when I activated it." Bowing his head in tacit acknowledgment, Picard gave a knowing smirk. "Point taken, you're not going to tell me anything you don't want to. What do you want to tell me?" "There's a fascinating game that was played by Earth children called Truth or Dare. Are you familiar with it?" she asked. "Yes," he replied cautiously. Her hands on her hips, she tilted her head to one side. "Let's skip the Dare part and we each answer a question from the other honestly. I'll go first. Was this afternoon's romp the best sex you've ever had?" "No," he answered, honestly and succinctly. "Where did you get the device that you used to transport between realities?" "Risa," she responded just as succinctly. "Where did we--rather my other self--and you meet?" "Risa." He stopped and thought for a moment. "Is that a Vorgon transporter?" "Yes," the other Vash gasped, startled at the accuracy of his question. "How do you know about Vorgons?" Picard realized that he'd thrown her off her game with his last question. Maybe the secret to getting to her was as simple as the plain, unvarnished truth. "I had a run-in with them on Risa; that was where I met my Vash incidentally. How did you get a transporter away from them?" He was very curious about that considering the Vorgons activated their transporters by touching the side of their head. "Very carefully," she smirked. "I acquired it at the same time I acquired the Tox Utat." "That was how I met my Vash except she didn't get the Tox Utat nor did she acquire a Vorgon transporter." "She got you, instead," the alternate Vash remarked. "Nice deal. So what'd you do, give the Utat to the Vorgons?" "No," he said. "I destroyed it. What did you do with the Utat?" A slow grin spread across her face. "I made a very tidy profit with it." "I thought you intended to present it to the Daystrom Institute." "They were in the bidding," she offered. "They just didn't come up with the winning bid. Were you and my other self married right after that little adventure?" Picard had already realized that, in her reality, they'd never met; there could be any number of reasons that their initial meeting hadn't happened, but the bottom line was that he was a complete stranger to this woman. "No, it was some time later when she was assigned by the Archaeology Council as the Enterprise's Chief Archaeologist." "Archaeology Council, assigned," the alternate Vash snorted. "What did you do to me? I can't even imagine being weak and insipid enough to acknowledge the geezer group much less take orders from them or anyone else." Picard had to grin at that last statement. "My Vash doesn't take orders and only considers suggestions when she's in the mood to. Where were you transporting from when your Vorgon device malfunctioned?" Eyeing him speculatively, she answered. "A passenger ship, in my world the Federation is on the losing end of a war with an enemy known as the Dominion. The ship that I was traveling on was attacked and destroyed. I barely had time to activate the transporter--I didn't have to input temporal coordinates so I should have transported to Aldebaran III in the same time." "The energy from the ship's explosion might have caused the malfunction," Picard offered. "Why Aldebaran and not Risa?" "Not my taste," the alternate Vash retorted. "Risa is a private resort for . . . well, let's call it alternative sexual tastes. Whips, chains, sex slaves and the whole S/M thing isn't my pleasure; although, having you across my knee for a good spanking is a very appealing fantasy at the moment. Interested?" "No." The alternate Vash sighed in mock disappointment. "Pity, that rock-hard ass of yours would shine a beautiful shade of red--command uniform crimson. Have I--rather, the other me--ever spanked you?" "No, how do you use the transporter?" That wasn't how he'd wanted to phrase that, but the woman was seriously rattling his composure. "It comes in very handy for acquiring archaeological treasures for 'very grateful' patrons," she shrugged. "Am I in Starfleet here?" "No, my wife is a civilian," he replied. Obviously she'd realized that referring to his Vash and herself as one and the same bothered him; he'd have to learn to ignore it. "What archaeological treasure were you after in a war zone? Why didn't you just jump into the future and avoid the war entirely?" The alternate Vash pointed a manicured finger at him. "That's cheating, Jean-Luc, one question at a time. I'll just have to ask an extra question or two of my own. As far as your questions go, I do live in a time after the war, but the artifacts that I was seeking don't exist then. I had to go back to when they existed in order to procure them." "Steal them." She shot him a dirty look and continued. "What I was retrieving for the purpose of historical preservation were the two Orbs of the Prophets on Bajor. The seven on Cardassia survive the war and end up in a private collection, but Bajor is completely destroyed along with the two Orbs. The only way to complete the collection was to go back to when Bajor was still there along with the Orbs. Of course, since Bajor doesn't exist in my time, I couldn't input the spatial coordinates; I entered the temporal coordinates and was traveling to Bajor by ship." "You steal priceless, sometimes powerful relics from periods in history and sell it to the highest bidder," Picard summarized. The alternate Vash gave him a pointed look. "I *rescue* significant pieces of history from Starfleet captains with a propensity for destroying them. My patrons value the pieces much too highly to ever wantonly do such a thing." That struck a nerve with Picard; the times in which he'd been forced to choose his duty over his interest in archaeology were a constant source of badgering from his wife. His Vash had once--teasingly--threatened to ban him from the archaeology lab for the protection of 'her' work. "How about a deal?" she suggested. "What did you have in mind?" The alternate Vash shrugged casually. "I've found a number of valuable pieces of history in my reality; they're probably in similar places here. I could tell you how to find the Stone of Gol, for example, and you could give me back my transporter and let me get back to my own life." Picard resisted the urge to tell her that he'd already assembled and used the Stone of Gol and that the Vulcan Government had subsequently destroyed it. "How did you find it?" "Well, a toad by the name of Arctus Baran was in the process of locating the pieces. I tried to go back and steal it before the Vulcans disassembled it, but when the Vulcans say that they had a violent past, they weren't kidding. So, I had to steal one piece from a Vulcan museum and then tracked Baran's progress with the other two pieces. Once he had shown me where they were, I jumped back a bit and got to them first. Baran was a bit put-out, he even came after me in a later time and I had to put the old man out of my misery--in self-defense, of course," she added with an expression of wide-eyed innocence. "No deals," Picard replied. Without further comment, he turned and left. "Hey!" she called after him. "You still owe me two questions." ........................ Picard stared at the door to his quarters with equal parts trepidation and frustration. He dreaded facing Vash; he didn't want to see the hurt look on her face and he was somewhat worried that she wouldn't give him the chance to fix things. Of course that was the frustration, he hadn't known that it wasn't his wife. How do you fix something like this and why should he have to fix anything under the circumstances? Of all the people in the universe, Vash should understand that it was an innocent mistake. Even as he thought it, that fleeting hope of her understanding dissipated. Oddly enough he hoped she was angry because that he could deal with; he didn't want to be responsible for making her cry, no matter how inadvertently. Steeling himself, he stepped closer to activate the door mechanism and hesitantly entered his quarters. The room was dark, light filtering in through the window from the Aldebaran sun off in the distance. Vash was stretched out on the couch, staring out at the vista of stars. Blinking lights on his desk caught his eye and he walked over to find a medical tricorder laying open. "So you know who you're with," Vash said quietly. "Since my wedding ring didn't seem to be enough of a clue in telling us apart, I thought you might need more technological help." Her words struck him with an almost physical force-- her ring, the other Vash didn't have a wedding ring. She was wearing jewelry including several rings, but the third finger on her left hand was bare. That was what he'd missed, there had been a way to tell and he'd completely overlooked it. "Vash," he began, not sure where he was going. "Was it good?" Vash asked. "Was she--" "No," he interrupted. "You're right about the ring, I didn't notice that, I didn't even realize that difference until you pointed it out just now. I don't know what to say here, I'm sorry doesn't feel sufficient but I didn't know it wasn't you. I could never intentionally do anything to hurt you, I hope you know that." "I know that you had sex with . . . not me," she retorted sarcastically. "I know that look I saw on your face as you left your cozy, little love nest with *her*. I can easily imagine what she did to put that look there." Picard tried to stop the words but he was as hurt and confused as she was. The other Vash had used him, not even caring what his name was, only caring about what she wanted. "At least you weren't forced to watch," he threw back at her. "You son-of-a-bitch." "I'm sorry," he sighed. He sat down in the chair next to the sofa. He had never heard her so quietly angry before and it was more unnerving than any temper tantrum she had ever thrown. "I'm sorry about everything. I wish I could figure out how to fix all of this. In most of the other realities that we've dealt with, that Vash was dead; it never even crossed my mind that she wasn't you until I saw you sitting with Lieutenant Lar." Vash forced herself to turn around and look at him. "What do you want me to say, that I understand? Fine, I understand that you couldn't tell--or didn't want to acknowledge--the difference between us." "Wait a minute," Picard broke in. "Why do you think I wouldn't want to be able to differentiate between the love of my life and some other woman?" "Maybe because she's hotter, more exciting . . . " "Stop right there," he ordered. "Aren't you the one who's always saying 'what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander'? Well, I may not have been understanding about your initial encounter with my alternate, but I was very understanding when you told me that you were having erotic dreams about him. I did eventually understand that your attraction to him came from your attraction to me." "So you did have wild monkey sex all afternoon with her," Vash wailed, standing up to look down at him. Picard rose, his voice calm and as soothing as he could manage. "Yes, I had what I thought was passionate sex with my wife; but, in her reality we never met. She didn't even know who I was nor did she care. It didn't mean anything to her." Only slightly mollified, her bottom lip thrust out in a pout. "Tell me that having sex with her didn't mean anything to you." "It didn't mean anything to me," he rushed to assure her. "How can you say that?" she cried out. "You said you thought you were having sex with me; how can that mean nothing to you?" She burst into tears and rushed into the bedroom, flinging herself onto the bed. Cursing the momentary lapse that obscured the classic, verbal rock and a hard place question, Picard followed her. He sat beside her and gently stroked her hair as her shoulders shook with weeping. Gently combing her hair back to reveal her tear-stained face, he waited for her to take a breath. "I truly did think that I was making love to my wife and the mother of my child which means everything to me. She didn't even know my name, chere. I could never care about such a shallow version when I have the real thing right here." "Me?" came the muffled, sniffling question. He gathered her into his arms. "Of course I mean you. You are the most incredible woman I have ever known. You drive me crazy, challenge me, amaze me, enchant me, confuse me, confound me and make me feel like I'm thirty years younger. On top of all of that, you're carrying what will be my firstborn child. I love you, Vash, more than anything." Vash rubbed her face against his shirt to dry her tears. "I love you, Jean-Luc. I know you're right and I'm wrong--I'll deny I said that if you ever repeat it--I just can't let this go quite yet." "You're asking me to let you obsess about what inadvertently happened between your alternate and me?" he asked incredulously. "I'm asking you to understand that I'm going to obsess about you having sex with another woman--okay, I'll admit that it's an alternate version of me--and there's nothing you can do or say that'll get me to stop obsessing about this before I'm ready to let it go." Picard leaned down and nuzzled her cheek. "Nothing?" His hand cradled her head, tilting her chin up and he lowered his face to hers. His lips brushed ever-so-softly across hers, a tentative expression of feelings that he couldn't put into words. Finally, they settled over hers in a warm, gentle kiss, deepening the kiss only when her arms slipped around his neck. He entangled one hand in her silky hair, holding her as his tongue slipped out to trace the lush fullness of her lips before coaxing them apart to seek out the depths of her mouth. His other arm pulled her body closer, his own body instantly responding to her nearness. He tugged at the waist of her blouse, freeing it so that his hand could slide underneath to caress the smooth, creamy skin and inching its way up to the lacy brassiere. Vash pushed him away. "Unfuckingbelievable--literally! You must be out of your mind. Do you really think that you're going to have sex with me on the SAME GODDAMN DAY that you had sex with another woman?" "Vash--" So near and yet so far; for a supposedly skilled diplomat, he couldn't seem handle this situation with any delicacy at all. He was starting to feel like he was in a sadistic version of the Kobayashi Maru, damned no matter what. "No, don't Vash me and get your hands out of my hair," she brushed his hands away. "I don't even want you in here tonight." "Darling--" He was the captain of the flagship and a master strategist, damnit, he could fix this if she'd just give him half a chance. Right on the heels of that thought came the realization that she had given him that chance and he'd tried to seduce her--talk about majorly fucking up. Vash stood up. "Her perfume is still on you, I can smell it. How could you hold me and say such sweet, loving things only to turn it into a seduction while you're wearing the same clothes you wore when you fucked her? You didn't even have the decency to use a sonic shower much less change your uniform. Just get out, sleep in on the couch, sleep in your ready room, right now I don't care. Just get out of this room and leave me alone." She gave a tremulous sigh as he dejectedly turned away. "I'm not asking to you leave me, in fact I don't want you to leave me, Jean-Luc, just give me a little space right now. 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