Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 02 May 2004 14:24:40 GMT In: alt.startrek.creative From: kapitanquirk@aol.com (KapitanQuirk) NEW DS9 AU "Torture For Democracy (& Fun & Profit)" Sloan [PG-13] by Kapitan Quirk Summary: In this alternate universe Sloan is alive, the Dominion is defeated Disclaimer: Paramount has nothing to do with this not for profit venture which is most definitely not about Amerikans in a certain Mideast country. We just don't do things like that. "Love the Federation?" "No." "More voltage." "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Love the freely elected democratic government we have chosen for you?" "No!" "Increase the voltage." "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!" "Love me?" "No!" Exasperated, Sloan sighs and this time turns up the voltage himself. More screams and the smell of singed flesh and hair. "Now, once again, are you finally beginning to understand that freedom and democracy bestowed upon you by the Federation is the way forward?' Weakly the voice replies, "I... I.... I think so." "Very good. We're making progress." Sloan turns to his assistant. "Less voltage this time please." END -- Stephen Ratliff ASC Awards Tech Support http://www.trekiverse.us/ASCAwards/commenting/ No Tribbles were harmed in the running of these Awards ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek.creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Sun May 02 14:53:28 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n8.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.92]) by condor (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1bkm2b6ul3NZFjK0 for ; Sun, 2 May 2004 11:49:51 -0700 (PDT) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13528-1083523791-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com