Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 20 May 2004 17:51:42 -0700 In: alt.startrek.creative From: lyrastarwatcher@yahoo.com (Lyra) Title: Riker's Brain Author: Lyrastar Series: TNG Codes: humor, series shift challenge drabble Rating: PG-13 for innuendo Disclaimer: Paramount owns all rights to the characters and to "Spock's Brain"--although on the latter count, I suspect they wish they didn't. Contact: Lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com, or www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher Note: In the style of Alexvoy's wonderfully irreverent "Chakotay's Brain" RIKER'S BRAIN The Eymorg popped on to the Enterprise-D. The bridge crew turned to look, then time stood still. When it started again, Will Riker was missing from his chair. "Captain!" Crusher's voice sounded even shriller than usual. "You'd better come down here; something's happened to Will!" When he arrived, Beverly gestured to the biobed where Will lay unconscious. "It's the neatest job I've ever seen; someone's removed his brain with surgical precision. Everything else is intact." Jean-Luc frowned. "His brain? How can that be? There's not a hair out of place." Beverly whipped the sheet down from Will's waist. "Mon Dieu!" -- Forwarded to ASCL by: Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek.creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Fri May 21 23:13:37 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n38.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.106]) by bunting (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1brmUY1Qo3NZFmR1 for ; Fri, 21 May 2004 20:11:24 -0700 (PDT) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13595-1085195385-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com