Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 20 May 2004 17:57:33 -0700 In: alt.startrek.creative From: lyrastarwatcher@yahoo.com (Lyra) Title: Troi's Brain Author: Lyrastar Series: TNG Codes: humor, series shift challenge, drabble Rating: G Disclaimer: Paramount owns all rights to the characters and to "Spock's Brain"--although on the latter count, I suspect they wish they didn't. Contact: Lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com, or www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher Note: In the style of Alexvoy's wonderfully irreverent "Chakotay's Brain" TROI'S BRAIN When Picard arrived in sickbay, Deanna was perched on a diagnostic bed staring into a hand mirror. Piles of curly, dark hair were scattered around her. She ran one hand over the pink scar circling her partially-shaven head, and sniffed back tears. "Beverly, what is it?" said Picard. Beverly frowned and ran the scanner again. "All my readings point to one thing; someone's removed her entire brain!" "My brain?" Deanna gasped. "But I feel fine." "Doctor, how is this--incident affecting her?" Crusher crossed her arms with a sigh. "As far as I can tell, it hasn't changed a thing." -- Forwarded to ASCL by: Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek.creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Fri May 21 23:13:37 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n10.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.65]) by cockatoo (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1brmUI6pi3NZFkl1 for ; Fri, 21 May 2004 20:11:08 -0700 (PDT) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13596-1085195418-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com