Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 20 May 2004 18:04:28 -0700 In: alt.startrek.creative From: lyrastarwatcher@yahoo.com (Lyra) Title: Bashir's Brain Author: Lyrastar Series: DS9/TNG/TOS Codes: humor, series shift challenge, drabble Rating: G Disclaimer: Paramount owns all rights to the characters and to "Spock's Brain"--although on the latter count, I suspect they wish they didn't. Contact: Lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com, or www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher Note: In the style of Alexvoy's wonderfully irreverent "Chakotay's Brain" BASHIR'S BRAIN When Sisko arrived in the infirmary, Julian was unconscious; Jadzia ran diagnostics on him. "Benjamin, his brain is missing. The entire thing is just--gone! His genetic enhancements are keeping him alive, but there's no intelligent thought whatsoever." "Can you wake him?" asked Sisko. "Yes." Jadzia injected the hypo. "But I can't say what he'll be like. A doctor with no brain--" Julian bolted upright. He puffed out his chest, tossed his hair, snatched Sisko's hand and clung to it. In a decent falsetto he said, "Oh, Jean-Luc, I'm so worried about Wesley--I can't possibly think about medicine today." -- Forwarded to ASCL by: Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek.creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Fri May 21 23:18:37 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n42.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.67.17]) by quail.mail.pas.earthlink.net (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1brn1tOp3NZFkZ1 for ; Fri, 21 May 2004 20:18:07 -0700 (PDT) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13599-1085195886-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com