Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 20 May 2004 18:40:53 -0700 In: alt.startrek.creative From: lyrastarwatcher@yahoo.com (Lyra) Title: Picard's Brain Author: Lyrastar Series: TNG Codes: humor, series shift challenge, drabble Rating: G Disclaimer: Paramount owns all rights to the characters and to "Spock's Brain"--although on the latter count, I suspect they wish they didn't. Contact: Lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com, or www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher Note: In the style of Alexvoy's wonderfully irreverent "Chakotay's Brain" PICARD'S BRAIN Beverly froze as Will put The Teacher into her hands. "Will, I don't know if I can do this." "Beverly, you have to; the captain's life depends on it." "When Leonard McCoy did it, he couldn't finish. Spock had to help him through the last parts." Data spoke up. "According to Dr. McCoy's recorded accounts, the most difficult part of the entire procedure was completing it without disturbing any of Commander Spock's hair." They all stared at Picard's head. It glowed bright and shiny in the artificial alien light. "Piece of cake," said Beverly as she put The Teacher on. -- Forwarded to ASCL by: Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek.creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Sat May 22 01:34:11 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n4.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.88]) by killdeer (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1brn324cc3NZFlr3 for ; Fri, 21 May 2004 20:19:44 -0700 (PDT) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13601-1085195952-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com