Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 27 May 2004 16:34:08 -0700 In: alt.startrek.creative From: whoa_nellie40@hotmail.com (whoa nellie) Title: If Momma Ain't Happy Author: Whoa Nellie (whoa_nellie40@hotmail.com) Series: TNG New Rating: PG Codes: P/Vash, drabble Summary: Learning the Pregnancy Prime Directive. Author's note: Feel free to archive to any pertinent site. Important detail: These occur in the Double Entendre timeline after Volte-face (reminder: in this universe, Worf is Chief of Security and married to Deanna; there is no Crusher/Chakotay relationship and Riker still has his beard). As always: Paramount owns all the marbles, we just have a lot more fun playing with them. Feedback is always appreciated - posted or e-mail. Whoa Nellie's Picard/Vash Romance Fan Fiction website is at: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Galaxy/7926/ Whoa Nellie's Sci-Fi Romance Fan Fiction website is at: http://www.geocities.com/whoa_nellies2000/ If Momma Ain't Happy "Um, Vash," Riker began hesitantly, "I wasn't finished with that." Vash shoved the glasses into the recycler. "With my morning, noon and night queasiness, I just can't stand the smell of alcohol or synthehol." "So how much longer are we going to be drinking water during our weekly poker games?" Geordi asked, getting a little nervous when everyone started edging away from him. He looked for protection from his captain. Picard leaned back in his chair with his own glass of water with a slice of lemon. "The Pregnancy Prime Directive, Mr. LaForge. If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." -- Forwarded to ASCL by: Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek.creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Fri May 28 21:54:02 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n46.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.67.23]) by eagle (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1btT1B1wd3NZFji0 for ; Fri, 28 May 2004 18:52:39 -0700 (PDT) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13639-1085795559-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com