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Subject: [ASC] NEW TOS Consequences ... (1/1, xover, humour)
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From: "Adrian Tullberg" <adriantull@ozadsl.com.au> 
 

Title: Consequences
Atuhor: Adrian Tullberg.
Series: TOS, Dr.Who
Codes: xover, humor

***

In the TARDIS, the Doctor started operating the console as Jo started
hanging up their coats.

"Alright, back to UNIT ... we don't want the Brigadier to worry too much
now, do we?"

"Ah, Doctor?"

The Doctor turned to his inexplicably downcast assistant. "Yes?"

"You remember that fungus on Spiradon?"

"My dear Jo, a lethal parasitical organism that spreads rapidly on contact
with the skin is hardly something I'd forget quickly. Why ... ?"

"I think ... some of it went ... spread ... you know..." A loose fist
pointed quickly at the floor "...down there?"

"Oh." That explained her embassment.

The Doctor rubbed his chin, then brightened. "Well then, just come with me,
and I'll get some decomtaninant from the stores. We'll have you fixed in a
jiffy."

The Doctor, as he was want to do, kept talking as he led Jo down the
corridors. "In a way, it's a good thing ... where it's ended up. Couldn't
spread to anybody else in that dimension; and creating the exact antidote
would be something of a nightmare."

If the Doctor had bothered to look at Jo at that point in time, the
expression of fear on her face would have prompted an interesting
discussion.

***

'Bones' McCoy looked up from a prone, distressed Captain James T. Kirk in
the medilab,

"You know, you expect something like this to happen sooner or later..."
Kirk's eyes widened as McCoy activated the ancient Earth device known as a
'blowtorch' "...but it's still a surprise ..."

***

Please send any and all feedback to adriantull@ozadsl.com.au


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