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Forwarded by the ASC-VSO 
Posted: Wed, 11 Feb 2004 22:28:06 -0500  
In: alt.startrek.creative 
From: "d w a c o n" aint.your.mama@pancake.box 
 

This week’s episode was so bad, it made the Tyra Banks estrogen-fest a
pleasure to watch.  “My daddy will disown me if I become a rich and famous
supermodel... boo hoo!”  Well, the sexual tension between Trip and T’Pol was
handled as delicately as a man with concrete blocks on his hands trying to
install light bulbs.  And so, as we sing to the tune of the theme song Faith
of the Heart, let us parody this episode...

Trip started rubbing
MACO’s Amanda Cole
And it seemed certain
He’d go boldly in her soul

And we could see the change in her attitude
Ready for some play
And since Trip acted shy she made her move
Get a happy ending?  He may...

Now they’re the talk of the ship
And T’Pol seems a little jealous
She gets punched in the lip
During combat training

T’Pol rubs hard on Cole
She isn’t gonna lose her fella
Trip will feel Vulcan love
It’s the talk, it’s the talk, talk of the ship...

Reed and the Major
Like two bucks ‘bout to rut
A competition
And they kick each other’s butt

Jon Archer puts them down (he’s the Torture King)
Thou shalt not misbehave
And they shake hands and promise to play fair
Take the alien as a team

Now they’re a team on the ship
They’re over their petty in-fighting
They’ll be ready to fight
When Xindi come biting

So they drew bits of blood
It’s a hazard of MAC training
Jon would just cut their air...
He’s the man, space Saddam, it’s Archer’s ship...

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