Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!38.144.126.100.MISMATCH!feed5.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!peer01.cox.net!cox.net!p01!fed1read04.POSTED!53ab2750!not-for-mail Reply-To: "dwacon" From: "dwacon" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Subject: Enterprise "Storm Front" Parody Lines: 69 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.3790.181 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.3790.181 Message-ID: Date: Sat, 9 Oct 2004 03:40:25 -0400 NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.255.107.40 X-Complaints-To: abuse@cox.net X-Trace: fed1read04 1097307620 24.255.107.40 (Sat, 09 Oct 2004 03:40:20 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 03:40:20 EDT Organization: Cox Communications Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:161020 X-Received-Date: Sat, 09 Oct 2004 00:40:21 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) The fourth season of Enterprise brings us to yet another wild and crazy twist that will certainly send the fans a howling. On the bright side, we have a member of the cast of HBO’s “The Sopranos” as a guest star. Since the show is now taking place during World War 2, it seems fitting to set our first parody for this season to the tune of the Andrews Sisters’ hit from that era, “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy from Company B” In case that song is before your time (it's prolly before everybody's time) you can hear it at: http://www.minibite.com/oldies/tunes/Andrew_Sisters_-_Boogie_Woogie_Bugle_Boy.wav And now, our parody of "Storm Front, Part 1" /\ | | +----|-|------------------------------------- | | | +----+----+----+----+ |----|/--------------|----|----|----|----|--- | /| | | | | | |--/-|----b----r-----|----|----|----|----|--- | | | | | | | | |-|-(@)--------------|----|----|----|----|--- | \ |/ | x| | x| | +----|---------------|---------|---------|--- o/ x| x| x| --- --- --- | | | -x- -x- -x- He was a captain from the four and twenty century But then the temporal war provoked a tragedy Woke up in nineteen forty four With Nazis in the White House and our old timeline no more He’s in the Mafia, with Bobby Bacula And the Enterprise crew thinks he’s dead and T’Pol is stuck The greatest fear of all the fans is coming true The canon has been trashed, we don’t know what to do Jon Archer made it to his ship But now the grey-skins have Trip and Malcolm in deep doo-doo And Sal got shot in the back while Bobby killed Gerries But Jon and his girlfriend get beamed up, now T’Pol believes The war... no more... the frazz’lin temporal war They’ve blown it -- can’t take no more This fractured canon What else can they do with this weird witches stew? Bring in Brent Spiner? Well, Brent appears in two weeks -- they still know how to tease Good thing the sister from New York can shoot the ticks off fleas With Daniels dead the Enterprise is royally screwed Remember that it’s Star Trek, so don’t worry dude Logic’s an option not a must We don’t know how they’ll get home, although we know that they must Unless the producers are smoking wacky-weed Archer’s gonna kill the Nazis; how else can it be? \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ New Star Trek Parodies http://www.dwacon.com/ \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ NewMessage: