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From: gojirob@aol.comendspam (Rob Morris)
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Date: 28 Sep 2004 16:46:00 GMT
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Subject: NEW DS9 Humor, Evil Beyond Measure, PG13,1/1, MU Joseph Sisko
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Title : Evil Beyond Measure

Author : Rob Morris 

Contact : gojirob@aol.comendspam

Archive : www.southroad.com/brightfame 

Series : DS9 Humor

Type : Broad parody

Characters : MU Joseph Sisko, Prophet Sarah

Part : 1/1

Rating : PG13

Summary : She descends into the past of the MU--and then....
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Evil Beyond Measure
by Rob Morris

The Prophet who once wore the form of Sarah Sisko descended into the dark realm
of the so-called 'Mirror Universe'.

"The Emisarry will be born of us again. For the corrupted Bajor needs us more
than any other, and so no price is too high to save it."

She found Joseph Sisko, as she had before in the world of her son.

"Joseph Sisko, I have sought you out to..."

But things were different. The afro-haired young man before her was no gourmet
chef.

"Hey, Baby! Welcome to Joey S's Disco Emporium. Where the 1970's continues on
4-Ever---DYN O MITE!!!"

A greasy looking greaser walked up, father to one of Sisko's crew in both
realms.

"AAAAyyyy--I am Fonzie Bashir. We have a wet bar---sit on it!"

Before her pained eyes, the Sarah-Prophet saw rows of roller-skate dancers,
moving to hideous strobe lights, while jumbo-trons played every single Brady
Bunch show ever made. 'Alone Again Naturally' fought over the wall-sized
speakers with 'Pop Muzik', 'Dance Theme To Close Encounters' and 'Angie Baby'.

Sarah turned and walked out, rising to rejoin her people. She said two words as
she shed her mortal form.

"Screw Bajor."

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"Your would-be attackers don't like you. Your would-be rescuers don't like you.
Harry, *most* people don't like you." - Peter Kirk to Harry Mudd, 'Lawful
Warrant' 




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