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Subject: [ASC] NEW TOS/TNG Geordi's Brain (humor, drabble,challenge) [PG-13]
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Posted: 20 May 2004 17:58:43 -0700  
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From: lyrastarwatcher@yahoo.com (Lyra) 
 

Title: Geordi's Brain
Author: Lyrastar
Series: TNG/TOS
Codes: humor, series shift challenge, drabble
Rating: PG-13
Warning: yet another "Poor Geordi" 
Disclaimer: Paramount owns all rights to the characters and to
"Spock's Brain"--although on the latter count, I suspect they wish
they didn't.
Contact: Lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com, or
www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher
Note: In the style of Alexvoy's wonderfully irreverent "Chakotay's
Brain"




GEORDI'S BRAIN

"Mr. Data, choose carefully.  We have less than two hours to recover
Geordi's brain; the next planet we investigate must be the right one,"
said Picard.

There was a soft ping and the crew turned to see the same statuesque
woman in skimpy clothing re-materialize behind tactical. Something
gray and lumpy sloshed in the Ziplock bag she held.  With a look of
undisguised disdain, she handed it to Worf.

"We are returning this to you.  We cannot use it, lest it lead us into
extinction.  While this brain controlled our society, no Eymorg would
even consider mating with any Morg."

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