Received: from [66.218.66.28] by n41.grp.scd.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 29 May 2004 01:52:29 -0000 X-Sender: stephen@trekiverse.org X-Apparently-To: ascl@yahoogroups.com Received: (qmail 83220 invoked from network); 29 May 2004 01:52:29 -0000 Received: from unknown (66.218.66.172) by m22.grp.scd.yahoo.com with QMQP; 29 May 2004 01:52:29 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO goose.mail.pas.earthlink.net) (207.217.120.18) by mta4.grp.scd.yahoo.com with SMTP; 29 May 2004 01:52:29 -0000 Received: from sdn-ap-021dcwashp0068.dialsprint.net ([63.191.144.68]) by goose.mail.pas.earthlink.net with smtp (Exim 3.33 #1) id 1BTt1Q-0002f9-00 for ascl@yahoogroups.com; Fri, 28 May 2004 18:52:28 -0700 To: ascl@yahoogroups.com Organization: Alt.StarTrek.Creative Virtual Staff Office Message-ID: X-Mailer: Forte Agent 1.92/32.572 X-eGroups-Remote-IP: 207.217.120.18 X-eGroups-From: Stephen From: Stephen X-Yahoo-Profile: oldmanasc MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCL@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCL-owner@yahoogroups.com Delivered-To: mailing list ASCL@yahoogroups.com Precedence: bulk List-Unsubscribe: Date: Fri, 28 May 2004 21:51:30 -0400 Subject: [ASC] New TNG (Dribbles) If Momma Ain't Happy (drabble) 1/1, [PG], P/Vash Reply-To: ASCL-owner@yahoogroups.com Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-ELNK-AV: 0 Make a clean sweep of pop-up ads. Yahoo! Companion Toolbar. Now with Pop-Up Blocker. Get it for free! http://us.click.yahoo.com/L5YrjA/eSIIAA/yQLSAA/5x3olB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 27 May 2004 16:34:08 -0700 In: alt.startrek.creative From: whoa_nellie40@hotmail.com (whoa nellie) Title: If Momma Ain't Happy Author: Whoa Nellie (whoa_nellie40@hotmail.com) Series: TNG New Rating: PG Codes: P/Vash, drabble Summary: Learning the Pregnancy Prime Directive. Author's note: Feel free to archive to any pertinent site. Important detail: These occur in the Double Entendre timeline after Volte-face (reminder: in this universe, Worf is Chief of Security and married to Deanna; there is no Crusher/Chakotay relationship and Riker still has his beard). As always: Paramount owns all the marbles, we just have a lot more fun playing with them. Feedback is always appreciated - posted or e-mail. Whoa Nellie's Picard/Vash Romance Fan Fiction website is at: http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Galaxy/7926/ Whoa Nellie's Sci-Fi Romance Fan Fiction website is at: http://www.geocities.com/whoa_nellies2000/ If Momma Ain't Happy "Um, Vash," Riker began hesitantly, "I wasn't finished with that." Vash shoved the glasses into the recycler. "With my morning, noon and night queasiness, I just can't stand the smell of alcohol or synthehol." "So how much longer are we going to be drinking water during our weekly poker games?" Geordi asked, getting a little nervous when everyone started edging away from him. He looked for protection from his captain. Picard leaned back in his chair with his own glass of water with a slice of lemon. "The Pregnancy Prime Directive, Mr. LaForge. If Momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy." -- Forwarded to ASCL by: Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek.creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Fri May 28 21:54:02 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n46.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.67.23]) by eagle (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1btT1B1wd3NZFji0 for ; Fri, 28 May 2004 18:52:39 -0700 (PDT) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13639-1085795559-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com