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Subject: NEW TOS Kissing Captain Kirk: The Revenge (K/f,drabble,humor)[R]
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Title: Kissing Captain Kirk: The Revenge
or It's Not Me; It's You
Author: Lyrastar
Series: TOS
Codes: K/f, drabble, humor
Rating: R
Warning: BIG SQUICK!
Contact: lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com or
www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher
Disclaimer: It's not me! I was just sitting here minding my own
business and this bit with Paramount's copyrighted characters popped up
on my screen.
Summary: Revenge fic. How the heck is a guy supposed to have any fun in


KISSING CAPTAIN KIRK: The Revenge
or It's Not Me; It's You



"You know, it's not me; it's you."

Lyra jumped. "What the--?!"

"Making me sound like some kind of--intergalactic womanizer. How do you
expect me to form the deep, meaningful relationships I know I'm capable
of in just one hundred words?"

"If anyone could--"

"It's not fair, it's not true, and I want it stopped."

"Okay!  I'll--"

"Good, that's settled then. Pretty dog you have there. A girl?"

"Well, she's been spayed--"

"Even better.  You can't be too careful. Sarek and Amanda thought that
they were safe, then poof--nine months later.... Hey pretty doggie, you
can call me Jim."


~Lyra
September 2004



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