Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!38.144.126.100.MISMATCH!feed5.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!peer01.cox.net!cox.net!p01!okepread04.POSTED!53ab2750!not-for-mail Reply-To: "dwacon" From: "dwacon" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Subject: Parody of Enterprise "Storm Front Part Two" Lines: 74 X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Newsreader: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.3790.181 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.3790.181 Message-ID: Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 22:42:47 -0400 NNTP-Posting-Host: 24.255.107.40 X-Complaints-To: abuse@cox.net X-Trace: okepread04 1097894560 24.255.107.40 (Fri, 15 Oct 2004 22:42:40 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 22:42:40 EDT Organization: Cox Communications Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:161082 X-Received-Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 19:42:41 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) TO BOLDLY SPOIL WHERE NO SPOILER HAS EVER SPOILED BEFORE The apparent end of the temporal war inspired this song parody... sung to the tune of Enterprise’s theme, “Faith of the Heart” Manny has done it No one could ask for more Frustrated Brannon By ending the temporal war And we can feel a change in the show right now Can’t wait till next week And they’re not gonna leap through time no more If they do it’ll blow our minds ’Cause we’ve got faith that the show Might satisfy the fans this season It’s been four painful years Capped off by Vosk’s Nazis But next week there’s a show Where “Tit Pole” has a Vulcan wedding Give Coto pots of gold We’ve got faith, we’ve got faith, faith in the show Daniels is back now As the timeline resets It’s finally over But I wouldn’t hold my breath Like Silik said to Jon down in Bensonhurst “Humans Revert to old ways” Will the temporal cold war return again? “Never know” is what I would say But we’ve got faith that the show Will come to represent true Star Trek It’s been four painful years Don’t want another train wreck And in two weeks we will see An ancient relative of Data As our breath we will hold We’ve got faith, we’ve got faith, faith in the show -- Captain Dwacon www.dwacon.com NewMessage: