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Subject: [ASC] NEW TNG: Picards's Brain (drabble, humor,challenge)[G]
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Posted: 20 May 2004 18:40:53 -0700  
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From: lyrastarwatcher@yahoo.com (Lyra) 
 

Title: Picard's Brain
Author: Lyrastar
Series: TNG
Codes: humor, series shift challenge, drabble
Rating: G 
Disclaimer: Paramount owns all rights to the characters and to
"Spock's Brain"--although on the latter count, I suspect they wish
they didn't.
Contact: Lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com, or
www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher
Note: In the style of Alexvoy's wonderfully irreverent "Chakotay's
Brain"



PICARD'S BRAIN


Beverly froze as Will put The Teacher into her hands.  "Will, I don't
know if I can do this."

"Beverly, you have to; the captain's life depends on it."

"When Leonard McCoy did it, he couldn't finish.  Spock had to help him
through the last parts."

Data spoke up. "According to Dr. McCoy's recorded accounts, the most
difficult part of the entire procedure was completing it without
disturbing any of Commander Spock's hair."

They all stared at Picard's head. It glowed bright and shiny in the
artificial alien light.

"Piece of cake," said Beverly as she put The Teacher on.

--
Forwarded to ASCL by:
Stephen Ratliff
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