oo.com Received: from [66.218.66.160] by n30.grp.scd.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 28 Feb 2004 01:27:34 -0000 X-Sender: stephenbratliffasc@earthlink.net X-Apparently-To: ascl@yahoogroups.com Received: (qmail 77442 invoked from network); 28 Feb 2004 01:27:33 -0000 Received: from unknown (66.218.66.167) by m20.grp.scd.yahoo.com with QMQP; 28 Feb 2004 01:27:33 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO hawk.mail.pas.earthlink.net) (207.217.120.22) by mta6.grp.scd.yahoo.com with SMTP; 28 Feb 2004 01:27:33 -0000 Received: from sdn-ap-027dcwashp0154.dialsprint.net ([65.177.80.154]) by hawk.mail.pas.earthlink.net with smtp (Exim 3.33 #1) id 1AwtG2-0005fE-00 for ascl@yahoogroups.com; Fri, 27 Feb 2004 17:27:10 -0800 To: ascl@yahoogroups.com Organization: Alt.StarTrek.Creative Virtual Staff Office Message-ID: X-Mailer: Forte Agent 1.92/32.572 X-eGroups-Remote-IP: 207.217.120.22 From: ASC-VSO X-Yahoo-Profile: oldmanasc MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCL@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCL-owner@yahoogroups.com Delivered-To: mailing list ASCL@yahoogroups.com Precedence: bulk List-Unsubscribe: Date: Fri, 27 Feb 2004 20:27:27 -0500 Subject: [ASC] NEW TNG Pun-ishment 28, PG, 1/1 (Time's Arrow) Reply-To: ASCL-owner@yahoogroups.com Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Buy Ink Cartridges or Refill Kits for your HP, Epson, Canon or Lexmark & Cana Printer at MyInks.com. Free s/h on orders $50 or more to the US da. http://www.c1tracking.com/l.asp?cid=5511 http://us.click.yahoo.com/mOAaAA/3exGAA/qnsNAA/5x3olB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: 26 Feb 2004 16:18:26 GMT In: alt.startrek.creative From: gojirob@aol.comendspam (Rob Morris) Title : Pun-ishment 28 Author : Rob Morris Series : TNG Part : 1/1 Type : Humorous Drabble Characters : Riker, Data Summary : Data has a final concern about a certain famous author... -------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------ Pun-ishment 28 by Rob Morris USS ENTERPRISE-D Riker continued his tale. "So this apple-stealing constable declares the control device a 'gentleman's cane' --and evidence." Worf nodded. "Of course said evidence would be kept in his house, for his use." Data raised a concern. "Commander Riker, it seems probable that Mister Clemens based his last novel, about a future time traveller, on me. Yet I know that this story existed before my journey. Could history now have two distinct Samuel Clemens?" "Well, Data, I wouldn't worry. If that is the case, then they each occupy separate realities, so never the Twains shall meet." "Destiny is no guarantee of survival" - Aaron Sisko, facing the battle of Wolf 359 against King Ghidorah, Ancient Destroyer -- Stephen Ratliff ASC Stories Only Forwarding In the Pattern Buffer at: http//trekiverse.crosswinds.net/feed/ ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek .creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Fri Feb 27 20:30:39 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n40.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.108]) by skylark (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1aWTgI2aq3NZFjw0 for ; Fri, 27 Feb 2004 17:27:52 -0800 (PST) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13236-1077931670-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yah