Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsswing.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!news.glorb.com!postnews.google.com!f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com!not-for-mail From: "Jennifer" Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Subject: The Twelve Treks Of Christmas--A Filk Date: 17 Dec 2004 12:22:06 -0800 Organization: http://groups.google.com Lines: 196 Message-ID: <1103314925.966660.191190@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com> NNTP-Posting-Host: 67.106.162.36 Mime-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset="iso-8859-1" X-Trace: posting.google.com 1103314931 11050 127.0.0.1 (17 Dec 2004 20:22:11 GMT) X-Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 20:22:11 +0000 (UTC) User-Agent: G2/0.2 Complaints-To: groups-abuse@google.com Injection-Info: f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com; posting-host=67.106.162.36; posting-account=h2EWPgwAAABl3nU3e4eQkev7ZHp7TfEZ Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:161614 X-Received-Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 12:22:12 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) The Twelve Treks of Christmas: A Christmas Filk I've written this little filk in honor of the holiday season, patterning after the incomparable John Denver and the Muppets version of "The Twelve Days of Christmas". You'll need to have heard that to understand the "Ba-dum-bum-bump" part. It stars people from the first four Trek series, with a special guest appearance at the end. Hope you enjoy it! (Fade in on the various Trek characters in Dickensian regalia.) Jean-Luc: On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me A ship called the Enterprise-E. Will: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me Two shuttlecraft... Both: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Beverly and Julian: On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All Three: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Deanna: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Four Birds-of-Prey... Bev/Julian: Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Data (milking this for all he's worth): On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD ANNN-DROOOOIIIIDS!!! Deanna (rolling eyes at Data): Four Birds-of-Prey... Bev/Julian: Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Geordi: On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Six cores a-warping... Data: FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD ANNN-DROOOOIIIIDS!!! Deanna: Four Birds-of-Prey... Bev/Julian: Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Seven of Nine (touching Data's hand on "my true love"): On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Seven Borg a-simm'lating... Geordi: Six cores a-warping... Data: FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD ANNN-DROOOOIIIIDS!!! Deanna: Four Birds-of-Prey... Bev/Julian: Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Harry Kim: On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Eight phasers phasing... Seven: Seven Borg a-simm'lating... Geordi: Six cores a-warping... Data: FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD ANNN-DROOOOIIIIDS!!! Deanna: Four Birds-of-Prey... Bev/Julian: Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Worf/B'Elanna: On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Nine Klingons Klinging... Harry: Eight phasers phasing... Seven: Seven Borg a-simm'lating... Geordi: Six cores a-warping... Data: FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD ANNN-DROOOOIIIIDS!!!... (suddenly) ...Ba-dum-bum-bump! Deanna: Four Birds-of-Prey... Bev/Julian: Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Miles O'Brien: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Ten beams a-beaming... Worf/B'Elanna: Nine Klingons Klinging... Harry: Eight phasers phasing... Seven: Seven Borg a-simm'lating... Geordi: Six cores a-warping... Data: FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD ANNN-DROOOOIIIIDS!!!... Ba-dum-bum-bump! Deanna: Four Birds-of-Prey... Bev/Julian: Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All: And a ship called the Enterprise-E. Odo: On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Eleven shifters shifting... Miles: Ten beams a-beaming... Worf/B'Elanna: Nine Klingons Klinging... Harry: Eight phasers phasing... Seven: Seven Borg a-simm'lating... Geordi: Six cores a-warping... Data: FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD ANNN-DROOOOIIIIDS!!!... *BA-DUM-BUM-BUMP!!!* Deanna: Four Birds-of-Prey... Bev/Julian: Three hyposprays... Will: Two shuttlecraft... All: And a ship called the Enterprise-E! Ambassador Spock: On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me... Twelve Vulcans...Vulcing?! (Looks at music sheet in utter disbelief at what he just sang.) Odo: Eleven shifters shifting... Miles: Ten beams a-beaming... Worf/B'Elanna: Nine Klingons Klinging... Harry: Eight phasers phasing... Seven: Seven Borg a-simm'lating... Geordi: Six cores a-warping... Data (winding it up for the big finish): FIIIIIIVE GOOOOOLD ANNN-DROOOOIIIIDS!!!... All: BA-DUM-BUM-BUMP!!! FOUR BIRDS OF PREY... THREE HYPOSPRAYS... TWO SHUTTLECRAFT... AND A SHIP CALLED THE ENTERPRISE-EEEEE!!! Happy holidays to all of you from Jennifer! Many thanks to my friend Richard DiTullio for giving me the "Vulcans Vulcing" and Spock's disbelief idea! NewMessage: