Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!news.glorb.com!news.airnews.net!cabal12.airnews.net!cabal11.airnews.net!sn-xit-03!sn-xit-06!sn-post-01!supernews.com!news.supernews.com!not-for-mail From: ToolPackinMama Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Subject: Trek swifties [TOS] Date: Tue, 03 Aug 2004 14:25:21 -0400 Organization: allyourtrekarebelongto.us spells RAW OWNAGE! ;) Message-ID: <410FD891.E63E1201@lauragoodwin.org> X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.8 [en] (Windows NT 5.0; U) X-Accept-Language: en MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=iso-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 8bit X-Complaints-To: abuse@supernews.com Lines: 52 Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:160272 X-Received-Date: Tue, 03 Aug 2004 11:26:08 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Enemy Within: "It's normal to have two personalities in one" McCoy said frankly. Operation Annihilate!: "There are approximately one-million, five hundred and twenty-six thousand individuals in the swarm." Spock recounted. Shore Leave: "So this weird planet is really a sophisticated amusement park? Shore leave for everybody!" Kirk said playfully. Empath: "Here's a woman who's completely mute!" McCoy said dumbfoundedly. Patterns Of Force: "Forward... march! "Ein, zwei, drei, fünf," said Kirk fearlessly. All Our Yesterdays: "I'm vegetarian, but in this frozen climate I'm forced to eat meat" Spock said fruitlessly. Catspaw: "This funny-looking guy with the magic wand must be our host" Kirk guessed. Piece Of The Action: "In fizzbin, you only use diamonds, clubs and spades" said Kirk heartlessly. Where No Man Has Gone Before: "Gary Mitchell kidnapped Elizabeth Dehner" said Kirk mistakenly. Is There In Truth No Beauty: "I barely caught a glimpse of Kollos" Spock peeped. What Are Little Girls Made Of?: "Both me and my android double are naked!" Kirk rebuffed. This Side Of Paradise: "I inhaled spores from that strange plant!" Spock snorted. Wrath Of Khan: "I suppose I'll have to get used to wearing reading glasses" Kirk speculated. Amok Time: "I made this Plomeek soup by hand, from scratch" Nurse Chapel said uncannily. Naked Time: "One Irishman is as good as two of anybody else" said Riley wryly. City On The Edge Of Forever: "Miss Keeler, look at that really bright star up there" Kirk said seriously. Journey To Babel: "The doctor had to remove my left ventricle," Sarek said half-heartedly. NewMessage: