o.com Received: from [66.218.67.198] by n12.grp.scd.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 25 Apr 2004 03:53:42 -0000 X-Sender: stephen@trekiverse.org X-Apparently-To: ascl@yahoogroups.com Received: (qmail 82326 invoked from network); 25 Apr 2004 03:53:41 -0000 Received: from unknown (66.218.66.167) by m5.grp.scd.yahoo.com with QMQP; 25 Apr 2004 03:53:41 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO albatross.mail.pas.earthlink.net) (207.217.120.120) by mta6.grp.scd.yahoo.com with SMTP; 25 Apr 2004 03:53:41 -0000 Received: from sdn-ap-016dcwashp0205.dialsprint.net ([63.188.160.205]) by albatross.mail.pas.earthlink.net with smtp (Exim 3.33 #1) id 1BHai4-0000Td-00 for ascl@yahoogroups.com; Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:53:40 -0700 To: ascl@yahoogroups.com Organization: Alt.StarTrek.Creative Virtual Staff Office Message-ID: X-Mailer: Forte Agent 1.92/32.572 X-eGroups-Remote-IP: 207.217.120.120 X-eGroups-From: Stephen From: Stephen X-Yahoo-Profile: oldmanasc MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCL@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCL-owner@yahoogroups.com Delivered-To: mailing list ASCL@yahoogroups.com Precedence: bulk List-Unsubscribe: Date: Sat, 24 Apr 2004 23:53:34 -0400 Subject: [ASC] NEW: MIS "Treku" [G] (poems) Reply-To: ASCL-owner@yahoogroups.com Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Forwarded by the ASC-VSO Posted: Wed, 21 Apr 2004 02:05:39 GMT In: alt.startrek.creative From: panatropic@yahoo.com (K M Wilcox) Title: Treku Author: K. M. Wilcox (panatropic@yahoo.com) Series: MIS Rating: [G] Codes: poems Date: April 20, 2004 Summary: 17 Trek haiku, based on various series. * * * * * * * The Art of the Haggle "Fine, two strips, Odo, But that's cutting me own throat." "That I'd like to see." * * * The Big Reveal Who's the product of Genetic Engineering? It's our Julian! * * * The Button The reset button, Standard on all Starfleet ships For three hundred years. * * * Designations Homo Sapiens. Borg Species 5618. Eh, we're all just folks. * * * Explore the Unknown Into the Expanse, Where no man has gone before Or, it would seem, since. * * * Heist Flick Former constable Recruits ten great criminals: Odo's 11! * * * Irrelevant A red stylized hand? Does it make sense for the Borg To have a logo? * * * jar SIS jar SIS 'oHtaHvIS, pIj SuvwI''a'pu' vIQub 'ej nachmey vInaj. * * * Just Another Family See, Soong's Don Vito, Data's Michael, Lore's Sonny, And B-4's Fredo. * * * New Repertoire My Ressikan flute, For it, I've learned some new songs, Such as "Cherry Pie." * * * Nice Try The Doctor's new name (My name, too) is John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt! * * * Original's Premise Captain James T. Kirk And the starship Enterprise: A five-year mission. * * * Pet We've seen cats, dogs, fish. Next series, can someone have An orangutan? * * * Spy Anxiety Romulan agents Have infiltrated the ship Disguised as Pakleds. * * * They're back Tribbles were extinct, Then some were brought from the past. Next up: the dodo. * * * Understatement "Your Vulcan logic Is starting to tick me off!" "Just starting, Doctor?" * * * Voyager Trapped light years from home, Grimly struggling to survive (When the plot warrants). -- Stephen Ratliff ASC Awards Tech Support http://www.trekiverse.us/ASCAwards/commenting/ No Tribbles were harmed in the running of these Awards ASCL is a stories-only list, no discussion. Comments and feedback should be directed to alt.startrek .creative or directly to the author. Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCL/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCL-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Sat Apr 24 23:58:16 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n18.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.73]) by skylark (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1bhAJe4rz3NZFjw2 for ; Sat, 24 Apr 2004 20:54:52 -0700 (PDT) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1977044-13462-1082865279-stephenbratliffasc=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yah