ath: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink.net!elnk-nf2-pas!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshub.sdsu.edu!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!ngpeer.news.aol.com!audrey-m2.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 72 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: kapitanquirk@aol.com (KapitanQuirk) Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Date: 09 Jan 2005 17:24:23 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Subject: NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG Message-ID: <20050109122423.00744.00000009@mb-m19.aol.com> Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:161863 X-Received-Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 09:24:42 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG By Kapitan Quirk Summary: Why the Prophets love Cardassia. Why do the Prophets love Cardassians so? Is it because Cardassia invaded and occupied Bajor? No. Gods in reality care little about the wars of mortals, Or their outcomes. Is it because Cardassia turned Bajorans into slaves, To service the economy and war machine of Cardassia? No. Gods in reality care little about the fate of their worshipers. Is it because Cardassia destroyed the ancient culture of Bajor? Is it because Cardassia banned the teachings of the Prophets, And attempted to wipe out the ancient Bajoran religion? No, no and again no. Gods care little about who worships them, Or what their followers say about what the intents and purposes of the Gods are, Or even if there is anyone to worship them at all, After all, they are Gods, And above that sort of petty, egotistical thing. What the Prophets care about most, Is what all the other Gods are most concerned with. That they have a continual, uninterrupted supply of fresh souls, And this Cardassia keeps them well supplied with, Fresh Bajoran souls, To walk with the Prophets, And keep them company throughout eternity, In the wormhole. Because Gods do get lonely. Like all Gods they require, A continuous, uninterrupted supply, Of fresh souls, And in the Prophets' case that means, Lots and lots of dead Bajorans. And that's why the Prophets love Cardassia and Cardassians so, Because Cardassia keeps the Prophets so well fed with fresh souls. THE END NewMessage: Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsswing.news.prodigy.com!newscon06.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!ngpeer.news.aol.com!audrey-m1.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 72 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: kapitanquirk@aol.com (KapitanQuirk) Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Date: 09 Jan 2005 18:01:56 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Subject: NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG Message-ID: <20050109130156.03965.00000011@mb-m22.aol.com> Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:161865 X-Received-Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 10:02:01 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG By Kapitan Quirk Summary: Why the Prophets love Cardassia. Why do the Prophets love Cardassians so? Is it because Cardassia invaded and occupied Bajor? No. Gods in reality care little about the wars of mortals, Or their outcomes. Is it because Cardassia turned Bajorans into slaves, To service the economy and war machine of Cardassia? No. Gods in reality care little about the fate of their worshipers. Is it because Cardassia destroyed the ancient culture of Bajor? Is it because Cardassia banned the teachings of the Prophets, And attempted to wipe out the ancient Bajoran religion? No, no and again no. Gods care little about who worships them, Or what their followers say about what the intents and purposes of the Gods are, Or even if there is anyone to worship them at all, After all, they are Gods, And above that sort of petty, egotistical thing. What the Prophets care about most, Is what all the other Gods are most concerned with. That they have a continual, uninterrupted supply of fresh souls, And this Cardassia keeps them well supplied with, Fresh Bajoran souls, To walk with the Prophets, And keep them company throughout eternity, In the wormhole. Because Gods do get lonely. Like all Gods they require, A continuous, uninterrupted supply, Of fresh souls, And in the Prophets' case that means, Lots and lots of dead Bajorans. And that's why the Prophets love Cardassia and Cardassians so, Because Cardassia keeps the Prophets well fed with fresh Bajoran souls. THE END NewMessage: ath: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsswing.news.prodigy.com!newscon06.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!ngpeer.news.aol.com!audrey-m1.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 71 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: kapitanquirk@aol.com (KapitanQuirk) Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Date: 09 Jan 2005 18:47:31 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Subject: NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG Message-ID: <20050109134731.11079.00000026@mb-m02.aol.com> Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:161866 X-Received-Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 10:48:03 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG By Kapitan Quirk Summary: Why the Prophets love Cardassia. Why do the Prophets love Cardassians so? Is it because Cardassia invaded and occupied Bajor? No. Gods in reality care little about the wars of mortals, Or their outcomes. Is it because Cardassia turned Bajorans into slaves, To service the economy and war machine of Cardassia? No. Gods in reality care little about the fate of their worshipers. Is it because Cardassia destroyed the ancient culture of Bajor? Is it because Cardassia banned the teachings of the Prophets, And attempted to wipe out the ancient Bajoran religion? No, no and again no. Gods care little about who worships them, Or what their followers say about what the intents and purposes of the Gods are, Or even if there is anyone to worship them at all, After all, they are Gods, And above that sort of petty, egotistical thing. What the Prophets care about most, Is what all the other Gods are most concerned with. That they have a continual, uninterrupted supply of fresh souls, And this Cardassia keeps them well supplied with, Fresh Bajoran souls, To walk with the Prophets, And keep them company throughout eternity, In the wormhole. Because Gods do get lonely. Like all Gods they require, A continuous, uninterrupted supply, Of fresh souls, And in the Prophets case that means, Lots and lots of dead Bajorans. And that's why the Prophets love Cardassia and Cardassians so, Because Cardassia keeps the Prophets so well fed with fresh souls. THE END NewMessage: Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.pas.earthlink.net!elnk-nf2-pas!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newshub.sdsu.edu!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!ngpeer.news.aol.com!audrey-m2.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 75 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: kapitanquirk@aol.com (KapitanQuirk) Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Date: 09 Jan 2005 20:26:30 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Subject: NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG Message-ID: <20050109152630.13850.00000007@mb-m04.aol.com> Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:161868 X-Received-Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 12:26:43 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG By Kapitan Quirk Summary: Why the Prophets love Cardassia. Warning: If you are offended by poems about Bajoran theology, then please go crawl back into your bottomless black atheistic hole of immorality and stay there! Thank you! Why do the Prophets love Cardassians so? Is it because Cardassia invaded and occupied Bajor? No. Gods in reality care little about the wars of mortals, Or their outcomes. Is it because Cardassia turned Bajorans into slaves, To service the economy and war machine of Cardassia? No. Gods in reality care little about the fate of their worshipers. Is it because Cardassia destroyed the ancient culture of Bajor? Is it because Cardassia banned the teachings of the Prophets, And attempted to wipe out the ancient Bajoran religion? No, no and again no. Gods care little about who worships them, Or what their followers say about what the intents and purposes of the Gods are, Or even if there is anyone to worship them at all, After all, they are Gods, And above that sort of petty, egotistical thing. What the Prophets care about most, Is what all the other Gods are most concerned with. That they have a continual, uninterrupted supply of fresh souls, And this Cardassia keeps them well supplied with, Fresh Bajoran souls, To walk with the Prophets, And keep them company throughout eternity, In the wormhole. Because Gods do get lonely. Like all Gods they require, A continuous, uninterrupted supply, Of fresh souls, And in the Prophets case that means, Lots and lots of dead Bajorans. And that's why the Prophets love Cardassia and Cardassians so, Because Cardassia keeps the Prophets so well fed with fresh souls. THE END NewMessage: ath: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsswing.news.prodigy.com!newscon06.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!ngpeer.news.aol.com!audrey-m1.news.aol.com!not-for-mail Lines: 75 X-Admin: news@aol.com From: kapitanquirk@aol.com (KapitanQuirk) Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative Date: 09 Jan 2005 20:43:37 GMT Organization: AOL http://www.aol.com Subject: NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG Message-ID: <20050109154337.06167.00000012@mb-m05.aol.com> Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative:161869 X-Received-Date: Sun, 09 Jan 2005 12:44:04 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) NEW DS9 "Why the Prophets Love Cardassia" Poem PG By Kapitan Quirk Summary: Why the Prophets love Cardassia. Warning: If you are offended by poems about Bajoran theology, then please go crawl back into your bottomless black atheistic hole of immorality and stay there! Thank you! Why do the Prophets love Cardassians so? Is it because Cardassia invaded and occupied Bajor? No. Gods in reality care little about the wars of mortals, Or their outcomes. Is it because Cardassia turned Bajorans into slaves, To service the economy and war machine of Cardassia? No. Gods in reality care little about the fate of their worshipers. Is it because Cardassia destroyed the ancient culture of Bajor? Is it because Cardassia banned the teachings of the Prophets, And attempted to wipe out the ancient Bajoran religion? No, no and again no. Gods care little about who worships them, Or what their followers say about what the intents and purposes of the Gods are, Or even if there is anyone to worship them at all, After all, they are Gods, And above that sort of petty, egotistical thing. What the Prophets care about most, Is what all the other Gods are most concerned with. That they have a continual, uninterrupted supply of fresh souls, And this Cardassia keeps them well supplied with, Fresh Bajoran souls, To walk with the Prophets, And keep them company throughout eternity, In the wormhole. Because Gods do get lonely. Like all Gods they require, A continuous, uninterrupted supply, Of fresh souls, And in the Prophets case that means, Lots and lots of dead Bajorans. And that's why the Prophets love Cardassia and Cardassians so, Because Cardassia keeps the Prophets so well fed with fresh souls. THE END NewMessage: