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Date: Fri, 21 May 2004 23:17:18 -0400
Subject: [ASC] NEW TNG Worf's Brain (drabble, humor,challenge)[G]
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Posted: 20 May 2004 18:32:43 -0700  
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From: lyrastarwatcher@yahoo.com (Lyra) 
 

Title: Worf's Brain
Author: Lyrastar
Series: TNG
Codes: humor, series shift challenge, drabble
Rating: G 
Disclaimer: Paramount owns all rights to the characters and to
"Spock's Brain"--although on the latter count, I suspect they wish
they didn't.
Contact: Lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com, or
www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher
Note: In the style of Alexvoy's wonderfully irreverent "Chakotay's
Brain"




WORF'S BRAIN


The landing party materialized on Sigma Draconis VI and began their
scans.

"Fan out, people," Riker ordered.  "We only have four hours to locate
Worf's brain."

Crusher wiggled something on her remote control device and Worf's body
began to march, stiff-legged, along side of her.

"This planet is too big, Commander," said Geordi.  "There's no way we
can cover it all in time."

"I believe I have located the brain," said Data.  He aimed the
tricorder into the distance where several scantily clad women came
running from between some rocks.  "Aktuh and Melota, Act II, scene iv
playing dead ahead."

--
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Stephen Ratliff
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