Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsswing.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!prodigy.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "Farfalla" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: N2U TOS drabble "Only the Original Will Do" [PG-13] Sc/U by Maoric Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 47 Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 21:55:05 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1104098105 209.198.142.218 (Sun, 26 Dec 2004 16:55:05 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 16:55:05 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:86292 X-Received-Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 13:56:09 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) My partner writes one Trek drabble a year. Last year was K/S. This spring, he decided to join the Uhura Fest and gave us this. It's his birthday today, so if you feel like feeding him back his email is maoric at gmail dot com . Title: Only the Original Will Do Author: Maoric Pairing: Sc/U Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: I finally wrote this! Hooray procrastination. I've made no money and didn't get permission, but this is all just for fun so don't sue me, and all that jazz. Oh paramount, we bow before thee, mighty of giants who own the characters and settings, so that you do not heft thy mighty boot to squash us to bits and fine us and other horrible corporate things. My Farfalla came up with the title for me, as well as poked me for an undetermined amount of time to actually write this thing, so I hope everybody enjoys :p Part of the UFF. "Please enter program," the computer's familiar voice chirruped as Captain Scott entered the holodeck. "The android at the bar told me you could show me my ship. Let me see her." "Insufficient data. Please specify." Scotty's face started to match his former uniform. "The Enterprise! Show me the Enterprise, you chattering piece of..." "There have been five Federation starships by that name. Please provide registry number." "N-C-C-1-7-0-1. No bloody A, B, C, OR D." Scotty gave a start as the old ship materialized around him. A wistful look came across his face suddenly. "Now show me Uhura, no bloody clothes!" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: