Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsswing.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!newsfeed.cwix.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "longbeachtrekstar" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW FFF DS9 "Darling Ezri" 1/1 (K/Ez, filk) [NC-17] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 65 Date: Mon, 27 Dec 2004 01:55:03 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1104112503 209.198.142.218 (Sun, 26 Dec 2004 20:55:03 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 20:55:03 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:86305 X-Received-Date: Sun, 26 Dec 2004 17:55:12 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Darling Ezri Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com ) Series: DS9 Codes: K/Ez, filk Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. No profit, just fun. Archiving: FFF, ASCEM, others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Notes: This filk is the product of a long commute, a car radio, and a warped mind. Written for Round XVI of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.geocities.com/femme_fuhq_fest/ Supposedly, when Tipper Gore heard her daughter listening to the Prince original, she became so outraged that she started the Parents Music Resource Center to fight against offensive lyrics. No laws were passed as a result, but the controversy did lead to the voluntary system using warning stickers on explicit albums. The Prince song topped PMRC's list of most offensive songs, which they called the "Filthy 15." Summary: Based on Prince's "Darling Nikki" (1984). "Darling Ezri" by longbeachtrekstar, September 2004 I knew a Trill named Ezri, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend I met her on the promenade, masturbating with a laser beam She said, "Don't you think my ass is fine?" And I could not resist ... when I saw little Ezri grind! Darlin' Ezri ... ! She took me to her quarters, and I just couldn't believe my eyes She had so many dildos, everything that latinum could buy She said, "On your pussy I want to dine!" Then the lights went out ... and little Ezri started to grind Oh, Ezri ... ! The station started spinning, this girl was anything but tame Her tongue was buried inside me, yeah my cunt will never be the same She said, "Are you ready to blow your mind?" If you don't know it yet ... that little Ezri sure can grind! Darlin' Ezri ... ! I woke up the next morning, but little Ezri wasn't there She left me a message, stuck to her sexy thong underwear It said, "Thank you for a lezzie time Be sure to call me up ... whenever you wanna grind!" Yeah, Ezri! Oh, come back Ezri! Your dirty little Kira wants to grind ... ! (End) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: