Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!atl-c03.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!newsprint.newsread.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "longbeachtrekstar" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW FFF DS9 "Cardassian Radio" 1/1 (D/f, filk) [NC-17] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 61 Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 13:55:01 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1102254901 209.198.142.218 (Sun, 05 Dec 2004 08:55:01 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 08:55:01 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:85940 X-Received-Date: Sun, 05 Dec 2004 05:55:13 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Cardassian Radio Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com ) Series: DS9 Codes: D/f, filk Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. This is not for profit, just for fun. Archiving: FFF, ASCEM, others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Notes: Written for Round XV of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.geocities.com/femme_fuhq_fest/ Summary: Based on Wall of Voodoo's "Mexican Radio" (1982). Cardassian Radio by longbeachtrekstar, May 2004 I fly my spaceship ... through the quadrant Don't know how many messages I've sent I hear a hot voice ... on the speaker She sounds so sexy, I want to meet her I say "Jadzia ... I wanna see ya" Think about how much fun that would be, yeah! I hear her talking ... she's so far away Can't understand, just what does she say? I'm on Cardassian radio I'm on Cardassian -- whoa oh -- radio I ask "Do you like girls ... or do you like guys?" She says "I like 'em both because I am bi This may surprise you ... but I'm a Trill!" No comprende, they're a riddle I'm on Cardassian radio I'm on Cardassian -- whoa oh -- radio I wish I was on ... Deep Space Nine-ah Eating Dax's wet vagina I'd lick her up one side ... and down the other Then between her tits I would smother I'd use my teeth to ... pull off her panties Turns out it's just one more of my fantasies Wake from a wet dream ... trying not to pant Still flying my ship through the quadrant I'm on Cardassian radio I'm on Cardassian -- whoa oh -- radio Radio ... radio ... (End) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: