Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!atl-c03.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!hwmnpeer01.phx!hwmedia!newsfeed.news2me.com!yellow.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "Elizabeth Helena" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW DS9 "Trust" (G/B, GBFF) [NC-17] 0/2 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 93 Date: Sat, 18 Dec 2004 03:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1103342102 209.198.142.218 (Fri, 17 Dec 2004 22:55:02 EST) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 22:55:02 EST Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:86030 X-Received-Date: Fri, 17 Dec 2004 19:55:07 PST (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Trust Author: Elizabeth Helena Series: DS9 Codes: G/B, G/BFF Rating: NC-17 for describing things that happen in showers other than getting clean, and for implying that things happen in beds other than sleeping. Warning: Cardie slash writers should never watch documentaries on the mating habits of reptiles. The opinions expressed here are those of the characters, and do not necessarily reflect those of the author, Paramount Pictures, or any of there subsidiaries ;-). Spoilers: Up to and including season five's "In the Cards," but most particularly for the consequences of Dr. Zimmerman's visit in "Dr. Bashir, I Presume" and Garak's fun and games on "Empok Nor." Disclaimer: These characters are still not my bitches. This observation might encourage some people to make the libellous assertion that Paramount is their pimp. But not me. Summary: Response to Mark's salacious challenge to "write relationship. Beta: Adrienne whose hot G/E* put me in the mood to write about two men talking incessantly under the sheets. *Giles/Ethan from the Buffyverse, not Garak/Ezri - for Keelywolfe excepted, yikes! Dedication: To Mark Russel Stanley who believes: "There can never be too many Alien Sex stories!" Ah, the innocence of youth. But seriously, to Mark in gratitude for his encouragement, his conscientious caretaking of the G/B Fuh-Q-Fest, and his many inspirational G/B stories. Further Thanks to: First, Olivia Montieth who suggested to me that Garak might be hung like an iguana. True, in the final draft he more closely resembles a Canadian garter snake, but that's because I've never actually seen an iguana's -- okay there's no way that sentence will end well. Second, Allison Kulp for reminding me that the episode "The Search, Part II" contained vital clues regarding how Julian perceived Garak. Third, Kathryn Ramage for providing the Cardassian perception of human sexuality used in this story. Fourth, Ainzfern for the notion that Lurian physiology provides unique challenges for enterprising tailors. Finally, I'm indebted to the Vogon poet at my workplace who created a simile that seared my frontal lobe, but at least answered the question of what colour to make Cardassian semen. Lexicon Alert: The Cardassian Intelligence Bureau is the organization that replaced the Obsidian Order during Cardassia's membership in the Dominion. Hemipenes literally means half a penis, but before you cross your legs in sympathy, gentlemen, it's also the designation for the two penises that snakes have. Now, who has penis envy? I was too traumatized at the time to record the name of the documentary I saw, however further snakey information was gained from "Sexy Origins and Intimate Things" by Charles Panati. No snakes were sexually harassed during the creation of this story. Archiving: ASCEML, GB/FF, and BTLS can do what they will with the sated, naked bodies in this story. As for the rest of you, I'm sure I wouldn't want to stop you, but please let me know that you still respected me in the morning. Feedback: Yes please, other than to inform me that you also saw the documentary featuring Canadian garter snake orgies, because I'm still hoping it was a hallucination. I can be reached avoiding watching any more television at elizabeth loves her thesaurus at hotmail .com (without the spaces) or on the list. Quote that actually has a lot to do with this story, far more than will be initially apparent: Garak: "I'm glad to see everything's going according to plan." Jem'Hadar Soldier: "What plan is that?" Garak: "Didn't anyone tell you? You see, I pretend to be their friend ... and then I shoot you." Sisko: "Well done Garak." Garak: "Just something I read once in a book." Bashir: "I'm sure." "The Search, Part II," Star Trek: Deep Space Nine ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: