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Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW TOS "Have a Glass!" K/S/Ch [NC-17] parody, insane
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Yaaaay!!! Badfic!!!!! *dead on floor*


Title: Have a Glass!
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Pairing: K/S/Ch
Rating: NC-17
This is an incredibly stupid story based on a line
from a Della Van Hise fic in a very old zine. It
referred to semen as the "creamy white wine of his
victory." WTF?^^
This was originally posted to TOS-up.


HAVE A GLASS

"Come on, Spock, let's go mind the store."

Dr. McCoy watched them go, a knowing expression on his
face. "I wonder if Spock will finally loosen up when
Jim gets done with him," he muttered happily.

"Done, Doctor?" Nurse Chapel asked.

McCoy turned sharply to look at her. "Yes, Nurse,
done. As in, has satisfied his libidinous urge for the
decade."

Chapel's mouth opened in a round O. "You don't mean
that they're going to--in the middle of the
afternoon!"

"Not everyone's from Boston, Nurse," McCoy growled,
getting ready to go back to work.

Several yards away, in the hallway outside Kirk and
Spock's door, the two men stood gazing into each
other's eyes. "Spock...."

"Jim....."

"Spock."

"I am sorry, Captain. I would relish the opportunity
to stand beside you casting amorous looks that would
rival a hobbit, but I fear my neglected biology is
catching up with me again."

"Oh! Sorry, Spock." Jim snapped out of it, put the
ring on a string back inside his uniform shirt, and
got down on his knees. He began opening Spock's fly.

"Shouldn't we be in one of our quarters, Captain?"
Spock inquired innocently.

"Quite right, Mr. Spock. My mistake."

Five minutes later they were frolicking happily on
Jim's bed, naked as newts. Jim gave a happy sigh and
licked a lot of lumpy places.

Spock moaned, and twined his fingers in Jim's hair.
Hmm, so it ~was~ real! How wonderful.

"How'm I doing?" Jim wanted to know after a little
while.

"You are quite skilled," Spock said breathlessly.
"However, as a scientist I question the ability of a
purely homosexual encounter to relieve the pon farr
mating urges."

"What do you suggest?"

"I'm sure you know that several females on board this
ship have, in the past, expressed their desires to
engage in certain... acts with me."

Kirk pressed a comm button.

Five minutes later, Nurse Chapel showed up at the
door, jittery as the animation on "Dr. Katz". "Where's
the patient?" she asked. Then she noticed the men on
the bed. Jim's head rested happily on Spock's nude
thigh. He was licking one testicle rather lazily,
almost like a cat.

"Hello, Nurse," Spock greeted her.

"What do you need me to do?" she croaked, climbing
onto the bed.

"There's two of us, and two of these," Kirk offered,
pointing at Spock's balls. "Join me!"

Not knowing what else to do, Christine pushed her hair
out of the way and bent down to Spock's crotch. She
could smell Jim's cologne as they, er, worked
together.

"What's Vulcan semen like?" she suddenly whispered to
Jim.

"You'll see," Jim whispered back. "He's getting
ready."

"How can you tell?"

"We're mind-linked. See our fingers?"

Christine looked. "I thought you were
thumb-wrestling."

"Who thumb-wrestles while getting a blowjob?"

"He's a different species!! What do I know?"

"Never mind that. Just go down on him. I did it last
time."

"Yes, Captain," she answered sardonically, and
complied.

After a few energetic sucks, Spock spurted into
Christine's mouth. "White wine!" she sputtered,
swallowing it with a grimace. "Very dry white wine."

"Strange," Kirk commented. "I got red."

"Red wine is appropriate for meat, and white for
fish," Spock murmured, completely happy and fulfilled.

//

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