Received: from [66.218.66.94] by n31.grp.scd.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 18 Feb 2004 05:34:32 -0000 X-Sender: sil@sileya.net X-Apparently-To: ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com Received: (qmail 92531 invoked from network); 18 Feb 2004 05:34:31 -0000 Received: from unknown (66.218.66.166) by m1.grp.scd.yahoo.com with QMQP; 18 Feb 2004 05:34:31 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO mailstore.psci.net) (63.65.184.2) by mta5.grp.scd.yahoo.com with SMTP; 18 Feb 2004 05:34:31 -0000 Received: from max (as4-d39-rp-psci.psci.net [63.92.109.135]) by mailstore.psci.net (8.12.2/8.12.2) with SMTP id i1I5YAQa018804 for ; Wed, 18 Feb 2004 00:34:11 -0500 Message-ID: <00f901c3f5e0$e05ee260$87c5fea9@max> To: "ASCEM-S" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1106 X-MIMEOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1106 X-eGroups-Remote-IP: 63.65.184.2 From: "Sileya" X-Yahoo-Profile: sileya MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEM-S-owner@yahoogroups.com Delivered-To: mailing list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com Precedence: bulk List-Unsubscribe: Date: Tue, 17 Feb 2004 23:34:27 -0600 Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW TOS drabble "Spooging on Captain Kirk: Sarek" [R] K/S, K/Sa Reply-To: "Sileya" Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Title: Spooging on Captain Kirk: Sarek Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten Email: blueberrysnail (at) yahoo.com Codes: [R] K/Sa, K/S drabble, parody Many thanks to Lyra for not killing me! SPOOGING ON CAPTAIN KIRK: Sarek "In order to marry my son, you must prove that you are a worthy bondmate for a Vulcan man." Sarek's tone was regal and imposing. "I'm a Starfleet Admiral," James Kirk began. "I was the youngest captain in the fleet. With the help of my crew I've saved countless planets from destruction, including my own, Earth. I was educated at--" "That is not what I must know," Sarek interrupted. Kirk looked up. "A Vulcan man's bondmate must be able to perform good oral sex. Attend me, Admiral." Kirk's expression changed to boyish glee. "Oh, is that all, Ambassador? My *pleasure*!" [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEM-S/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCEM-S-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Wed Feb 18 00:39:39 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n28.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.84]) by sparrow (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1aTkni21U3NZFjV1 for ; Tue, 17 Feb 2004 21:35:56 -0800 (PST) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1978024-7839-1077082490-stephenbratliff=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com