Received: from [66.218.66.158] by n2.grp.scd.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 25 Feb 2004 03:35:12 -0000 X-Sender: sil@sileya.net X-Apparently-To: ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com Received: (qmail 51117 invoked from network); 25 Feb 2004 03:35:11 -0000 Received: from unknown (66.218.66.216) by m18.grp.scd.yahoo.com with QMQP; 25 Feb 2004 03:35:11 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO mailstore.psci.net) (63.65.184.2) by mta1.grp.scd.yahoo.com with SMTP; 25 Feb 2004 03:35:10 -0000 Received: from max (as2-d9-rp-psci.psci.net [63.69.225.105]) by mailstore.psci.net (8.12.2/8.12.2) with SMTP id i1P3YnZ7027736 for ; Tue, 24 Feb 2004 22:34:50 -0500 Message-ID: <002b01c3fb50$60e3c080$69e1453f@max> To: "ASCEM-S" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1158 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1165 X-eGroups-Remote-IP: 63.65.184.2 From: "Sileya" X-Yahoo-Profile: sileya MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEM-S-owner@yahoogroups.com Delivered-To: mailing list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com Precedence: bulk List-Unsubscribe: Date: Tue, 24 Feb 2004 21:35:12 -0600 Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW TOS: "Another Yeoman Bites the Dust" 1/1 (K/f, MU, drabble) [PG-13] Reply-To: "Sileya" Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Title: Another Yeoman Bites the Dust Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com ) Series: TOS Codes: K/f, MU, drabble Rating: PG-13 Parts: 1/1 Warnings: Dark humor Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. This is not for profit, just for fun. Archiving: ASCEM, others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Notes: I've always thought that Yeoman Smith gave off a little too much attitude when she corrected Captain Kirk. Inspired by Acidqueen's recent MU Kirk story "Break." Summary: See title Another Yeoman Bites the Dust (drabble) by longbeachtrekstar, February 2004 Kirk swiveled in his chair and stood up, nearly bumping into the slight blonde yeoman standing next to him. "Yeoman Jones..." "Name's *Smith*, sir." Everyone on the bridge froze, wondering what would happen next. In one smooth, efficient motion, Kirk drew the dagger from his sash and sliced it across the yeoman's neck, nearly decapitating her. She slumped to the floor, instantly dead. Kirk looked down at the lifeless body. "Your name's whatever I fuckin' *tell* you it is." Turning to his First Officer, he sighed. "Well, Mr. Spock. It looks like I'm going to need yet *another* new yeoman." (End) [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Buy Ink Cartridges or Refill Kits for your HP, Epson, Canon or Lexmark Printer at MyInks.com. Free s/h on orders $50 or more to the US & Canada. http://www.c1tracking.com/l.asp?cid=5511 http://us.click.yahoo.com/mOAaAA/3exGAA/qnsNAA/5x3olB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEM-S/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCEM-S-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Tue Feb 24 22:40:39 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n16.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.71]) by cockatoo (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1aVPTi1G33NZFkl0 for ; Tue, 24 Feb 2004 19:39:19 -0800 (PST) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1978024-7850-1077680334-stephenbratliff=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com