Received: from [66.218.66.157] by n19.grp.scd.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 25 Mar 2004 02:20:51 -0000 X-Sender: sil@sileya.net X-Apparently-To: ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com Received: (qmail 16843 invoked from network); 25 Mar 2004 02:20:50 -0000 Received: from unknown (66.218.66.166) by m17.grp.scd.yahoo.com with QMQP; 25 Mar 2004 02:20:50 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO mailstore.psci.net) (63.65.184.2) by mta5.grp.scd.yahoo.com with SMTP; 25 Mar 2004 02:20:49 -0000 Received: from max (as2-d90-rp-psci.psci.net [63.69.225.186]) by mailstore.psci.net (8.12.2/8.12.2) with SMTP id i2P2HpMl027378 for ; Wed, 24 Mar 2004 21:17:51 -0500 Message-ID: <005401c4120f$cb9d2760$87c5fea9@max> To: "ASCEM-S" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1158 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1165 X-eGroups-Remote-IP: 63.65.184.2 From: "Sileya" X-Yahoo-Profile: sileya MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEM-S-owner@yahoogroups.com Delivered-To: mailing list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com Precedence: bulk List-Unsubscribe: Date: Wed, 24 Mar 2004 20:20:51 -0600 Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW FFF: "Turning Klingonese" 1/1 (VOY: T/f, filk) [NC-17] Reply-To: "Sileya" Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Title: Turning Klingonese Author: longbeachtrekstar ( @ yahoo . com ) Series: VOY Codes: T/f, filk Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. This is not for profit, just for fun. Archiving: FFF, ASCEM, others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Notes: Some say the original song is about masturbation, but wouldn't we all rather do it with B'Elanna? Written for lucky Round XIII of the Femme Fuh-q Fest -- http://www.geocities.com/femme_fuhq_fest/ Summary: Based on The Vapors' "Turning Japanese" (1980). Turning Klingonese by longbeachtrekstar, January 2004 I see B'Elanna, I think she's cool When she strips naked, I start to drool She's playing with herself and using lots of tools Those Klingon ridges, they're so bizarre And when she bites me, I'm seeing stars I want to fuck her from here all the way to Mars I pinch her nipples, I pinch her nipples I'd like to bend her down and spank her little butt I asked the Doctor to lube her pussy So with a dildo I can fuck my little slut She's got me sliding up and sliding down I'm sliding in, I'm sliding 'round I'm turning Klingonese I think I'm turning Klingonese I really think so Turning Klingonese I think I'm turning Klingonese I really think so She'll fuck and suck and lick your pussy When B'Elanna wants sex, you'd better get busy -- She's hot! Having sex with Klingon girls is full of danger They will growl and bite you, and things even stranger Stra-ain-ger! That's why I'm turning Klingonese I think I'm turning Klingonese I really think so Turning Klingonese I think I'm turning Klingonese I really think so... (repeat til fades) (End) [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Buy Ink Cartridges or Refill Kits for your HP, Epson, Canon or Lexmark Printer at MyInks.com. Free s/h on orders $50 or more to the US & Canada. http://www.c1tracking.com/l.asp?cid=5511 http://us.click.yahoo.com/mOAaAA/3exGAA/qnsNAA/5x3olB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEM-S/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: ASCEM-S-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/ From ???@??? Wed Mar 24 21:40:47 2004 X-Persona: Status: U Return-Path: Received: from n3.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.86]) by penguin (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1b6kKE1Mp3NZFl44 for ; Wed, 24 Mar 2004 18:37:48 -0800 (PST) X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1978024-7944-1080182261-stephenbratliff=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com