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Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW: Top Ten Reasons Why Worf and Wesley ...(PG-13) TNG/DS9 1/1 W/Wes
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Title:   Top Ten Reasons Why Worf and Wesley Should Become an Item 
Author:  Elizabeth Helena 
Series:  TNG & DS9
Codes:   Worf/Wesley, Worf/several female victims du jour, humour?

Rating:  PG-13 for being in questionable taste and for the 
implication that Wesley Crusher has a sex life. 

Summary:  Brought to you by the twisted folk of DIMWWITSGO2004: 

Dedication:  To her majesty the Acidqueen who traumatized my muse by 
requesting Worf/Wesley from me.  Well, my darlin' Birgit this
is all you're getting because I can't afford to up my
medication any further.  


Top Ten Reasons Why Worf and Wesley Should Become an Item 


10.  Rumour has it that Wesley's orgasmic screams sound very
similar to Worf's favourite Klingon Operas.  

9.  Unlike Worf's last partner, Wesley has been regularly
de-wormed.  

8.  Unlike another one of Worf's paramour's, Wesley has never
crashed the Enterprise (yet).

7.  Little chance that Wesley would be reborn as a shorter, perkier, 
more annoying, and space-sick version of himself.  Of course, unkind 
people might point out there would be little chance anyone would 
notice if he did.  But not me.  

6.  When Lady Sirella finds out who Worf is bringing into the house 
of Martok this time, the bitch's head will totally explode. 
Bonus feature: This means Chancellor Martok will no longer be such a 
whipped targ and might actually get laid.  

5.  It will totally freak out Deanna when she senses what's going
on between .... oh wait, what are the chances of that?  

4.  It will finally get Geordi to stop sulking over the state of his 
(canon) love life.  

3.  It will prove once and for all that Worf really does have a sense 
of humour.  

2.  Wesley's freezing time superpower will come in very handy
with that whole embarrassing premature ejaculation problem. 


And the number one reason why Worf and Wesley should become an item: 


1.  All of Worf's previous partners have ended up either dead or 
worse, married to Riker.  Go, Wes, go!  




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