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Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW:  The Condomizer [TNG, P/Wes, PG-13, humor, drabble]
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Title:  The Condomizer
Author:  Melora Dhahm
Rating:  PG-13 (for implied m/m and "sexual situations")
Codes:  humor, drabble
Series:  TNG
Pairing:  P/Wes
Summary:  Prelude to an evening in the Captain's quarters
Archive:  Please do, but let me know where.
Acknowledgement:  This fic is based on an old joke between my older
brother and me--back before I knew the first thing about fanfic.  He
still knows nothing about our world, and it's probably best that way.

The Condomizer

Wesley Crusher lay in the middle of the bed, sobbing piteously.  The
cabin door swished open, and he curled up more tightly, trying to
blend in with the standard-issue gray sheets.

"Mr. Crusher," a deep voice commanded, "stop whimpering!  This is not
the Bridge."

Wesley sat up.  His Captain stood before him, dressed only in a black
leather vest with matching chaps and boots.  In his hands, he held a
thin, braided whip.

"Now, take off your uniform and step into the condomizer."

Wesley emerged from the hidden door a moment later, coated in a one
molecule-thick layer of latex.



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