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Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW TOS April Changes [PG-13] (m/?) 1/1
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Title: April Changes

Author: Saavant

Contact: saavaant@yahoo.com

Series: TOS

Rating: PG-13

Codes: April/lirpa, double drabble

Part: 1/1

Summary: Captain April falls in love.
Archive: Anyplace, but please keep me posted on where
it is

Author's Note: According to the Animated Series,
Robert April was the first captain of the Enterprise.
The story was inspired by the famous Data/can-opener
story, and my own challenge to write a story with a
palindrome pairing. Farfalla told me she would turn me
into a light socket if I did not write this, and I
have waited long enough that I probably made the
transformation weeks ago and have chandeliers hanging
from me by now. 

Disclaimer: I disclaim Star Trek characters. I
disclaim having invented them. I disclaim to be
profiting monetarily from writing about them. I am not
Roddenberry. I am not Paramount/Viacom. I am Saavant.
So There. 

 

*** 
 

"Commodore April," said Spock, "with all the respect
due to a former captain of this vessel, I must remind
you that you are on our ship to be taken to a
diplomatic conference, and not to sit in my quarters
for three consecutive hours admiring my collection of
Vulcan weapons." 

"But... they're so alluring, aren't they? This one,
for example. Isn't there something just irresistibly
*sensual* about it?" April cradled the heavy clubbed
end of the object in one hand, taking an experimental
swing with the other end. 

"No; in fact, I feel distinctly uncomfortable whenever
I see it. I would prefer if you allowed me to put it
back in the cupboard and leave it there for the rest
of the mission." 

"Are you serious? It's a beautiful blade; look how
sharp it is!" Robert April ran his fingers over the
weapon's bladed end, and a shudder of pleasure went
through him when he saw the deep cut it had made in
his hand. 

"Does your wife know of this little obsession?" said
Spock, raising an eyebrow. 

At that moment, Mrs. April appeared in the doorway.
"Robert!" she cried. "Don't tell me you've gotten
slashed with a lirpa!" 

 

END 



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