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Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW TOS/Highlander "Cut Scenes" [NC-17] (S,m) 1/1
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Title: Cut Scenes

Author: Saavant

Contact: saavaant@yahoo.com

Series: TOS/Highlander crossover

Rating: mild NC-17

Codes: Spock, Methos, drabble

Part: 1/1

Summary: Circumcision, double ridges and immortality
Archive: Anyplace, but please keep me posted on where
it is

Author's Note: This conversation randomly popped into
my brain one day, and Farfalla said that if I did not
make a drabble out of it, she would stick crayons into
a certain part of my body. OK, Farf, I've finally
gotten around to it; you can take the crayons out now.
(Ooh... yeah... could you stick them back in again?
yes, harder...) 

Disclaimer: I disclaim Star Trek and Highlander
characters. I disclaim having invented them. I
disclaim to be profiting monetarily from writing about
them. I am not Roddenberry. I am not Paramount/Viacom.
I am Saavant. So There. 

 

**** 
 

After living three hundred more years, Methos finally
got the chance to meet Spock. They discussed many
subjects, and eventually got around to talking about
circumcision. 

"You're not cut, are you?" the ancient Immortal asked.


"Some people assume that I am," said the first officer
of the Enterprise, raising an eyebrow. "Some even take
it for granted that I have had *both* of my foreskins
removed." 

"I know what you mean," said Methos. "There are people
who assume that I'm circumcised, too. But if they gave
it any thought, they'd realize that if I ever tried,
it would grow back!" 

 

END 



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