Message-ID: <006e01c43bb0$9c91cbe0$87c5fea9@max>
To: "ASCEM-S" <ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com>
From: "Keith & Jessica Bratcher" <campbratcher@psci.net>
MIME-Version: 1.0
Mailing-List: list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEM-S-owner@yahoogroups.com
Precedence: bulk
Date: Sun, 16 May 2004 20:45:19 -0500
Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW TNG/TOS "Saavikology" La&T, Saavik, K/S and R/T implied 1/1
Reply-To: "Keith & Jessica Bratcher" <campbratcher@psci.net>
Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII
Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit



Title: Saavikology
Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten
Email: blueberrysnail (at) yahoo.com
Website: http://cosmicduckling.com/saavik.html for
Saavik stuff that's less silly
Series: TNG/TOS
Characters: Troi&LaForge, Saavik, Kirk/Spock implied
(and vague reference to R/T)
Rating: G, parody/humor


SAAVIKOLOGY

Deanna Troi was standing at her desk arranging a lamp
when she noticed Geordi LaForge walking past her
office. "Good morning, Geordi!" she called out to him
through the open door.

He stopped and turned his head. "Morning, Deanna! Mind
if I come in? I smell hot chocolate."

"Piping hot," Troi replied with a grin. "Help
yourself!"

While LaForge entered the room and poured himself a
mug of hot chocolate from the fake stone carafe, Troi
continued to play with her light fixture.. "Do you
like my new lamp?"

"Looks very tropical," LaForge commented. It was
shaped like a little palm tree, and the miniature
lightbulbs were crafted to represent coconuts.
"Where'd you get it?"

"Pier One-Thousand," answered Troi.

"That's Captain Saavik's new export business, isn't
it?" LaForge asked. He put the mug down on a wicker
coaster on Troi's desk, waiting for it to cool.

"Yes, it is," Troi affirmed. "Everything has a very...
colonial feel to it."

"Well, that makes sense," said Geordi. "Don't they
mainly deal in colony-produced goods?"

"Yes, but I really have no idea what palm trees and
wicker furniture have to do with the ice-floe research
stations on Hoth VI." Troi stood back from the lamp
and eyed it critically. She couldn't decide if it
looked better in the corner or at the center of the
back of the desk...

"Speaking of Captain Saavik," said LaForge, calling
her attention back from the coconut lamp. "There's
something I've always wondered about her."

"Yes, Geordi, what is it?"

"I know Vulcans are supposed to be very strong, but
all the ones I've ever seen are thin. How come Captain
Saavik's so big? I mean, she must weigh over two
hundred pounds."

"Not many people know the answer to that," Troi
replied cryptically, with a smug little smile. She
crossed her arms across her chest.

"Do *you* know?"

"I know because I got curious, just like you, and I
did some research."

"What's the reason?"

"You're quite correct when you point out that Vulcans
are built to be thin," Troi began, "but Captain Saavik
is only half Vulcan."

"Yeah, I know that," said LaForge. "Isn't the other
half Romulan? I always wondered how that happened."

"That's what many people think," said Troi, "but those
are only rumors. She's actually half Human, like me."

"Really?" LaForge tested his drink again, but it was
still too warm to drink comfortably.

"Well, to be more accurate--she was the offspring of a
Human and someone who is half-Human and half-Vulcan,
and she was born from a full-blooded Vulcan woman...
so genetically, she's only a quarter Vulcan, but was
raised Vulcan."

"That's confusing." LaForge blinked. "Half-Vulcan?
Wait--you can't be talking about Ambassador
Spock--they've been denying that rumor for years!"

"That's only because of another rumor they've been
denying for years."

"Spock--and Captain Kirk?"

Troi nodded sagely. "Kirk and Spock provided the
genetic material for Saavik's creation, and she was
carried to term in the womb of a Vulcan surrogate. For
personal reasons, this information is kept strictly
classified."

"So Captain Saavik gained weight because of her Human
DNA?"

"She gained weight because of Captain Kirk's DNA,"
Troi corrected. "He was a large man."

"Yeah, I know; I've seen pictures," LaForge agreed.
"How do you know all this?"

"I had a personal conversation once with Ambassador
Spock," Troi explained. "He doesn't seem to be worried
about the rumors anymore, probably because it's all so
long ago now. He's led such an interesting
life--romance included--a completely unique
situation.... a telepathic half-human in a ship of
mundanes, in love with a human...."

"Look who's talking," LaForge pointed out with a wink.
Troi blushed.

Then she noticed that his cup had stopped steaming.
"Looks like your chocolate finally cooled down," she
pointed out. She lifted her mug towards him.

LaForge lifted his mug back at her, toasting, "To
Captain Saavik, and tropical imports."

"Cheers!"

//

Bonus points for everyone who caught all the Kirstie
Alley references. No disrespect intended!!!

=====
Farfalla's Kirk/Spock happyplace @ http://cosmicduckling.com/spirk 
Stories, humor, cartoons, poetry, screencaptures, & more! 
All-Ages Kirk/Spock Archive @ http://www.thyla.com
G-PG13 K/S; Over 90 authors & artists featured!

   

[Non-text portions of this message have been removed]



------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~-->
Yahoo! Domains - Claim yours for only $14.70
http://us.click.yahoo.com/Z1wmxD/DREIAA/yQLSAA/5x3olB/TM
---------------------------------------------------------------------~->

 
Yahoo! Groups Links

<*> To visit your group on the web, go to:
     http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEM-S/

<*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
     ASCEM-S-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com

<*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to:
     http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/
 

From ???@??? Sun May 16 21:45:31 2004
X-Persona: <Stephen Earth>
Status:  U
Return-Path: <sentto-1978024-8093-1084758320-stephenbratliff=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com>
Received: from n10.grp.scd.yahoo.com ([66.218.66.65])
	by condor (EarthLink SMTP Server) with SMTP id 1bpxbW4SF3NZFjK0
	for <stephenbratliff@earthlink.net>; Sun, 16 May 2004 18:45:20 -0700 (PDT)
X-eGroups-Return: sentto-1978024-8093-1084758320-stephenbratliff=earthlink.net@returns.groups.yahoo.com