Received: from [66.218.66.29] by n17.grp.scd.yahoo.com with NNFMP; 06 Jun 2004 00:19:25 -0000 X-Sender: campbratcher@psci.net X-Apparently-To: ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com Received: (qmail 31716 invoked from network); 6 Jun 2004 00:19:25 -0000 Received: from unknown (66.218.66.166) by m23.grp.scd.yahoo.com with QMQP; 6 Jun 2004 00:19:25 -0000 Received: from unknown (HELO mailstore.psci.net) (63.65.184.2) by mta5.grp.scd.yahoo.com with SMTP; 6 Jun 2004 00:19:24 -0000 Received: from max (as4-d59-rp-psci.psci.net [63.92.109.155]) by mailstore.psci.net (8.12.2/8.12.2) with SMTP id i560JEQX019711 for ; Sat, 5 Jun 2004 19:19:15 -0500 Message-ID: <00db01c44b5b$fabb42e0$9b6d5c3f@max> To: "ASCEM-S" X-Priority: 3 X-MSMail-Priority: Normal X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 6.00.2800.1158 X-MimeOLE: Produced By Microsoft MimeOLE V6.00.2800.1165 X-eGroups-Remote-IP: 63.65.184.2 From: "Keith & Jessica Bratcher" X-Yahoo-Profile: sileya MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEM-S-owner@yahoogroups.com Delivered-To: mailing list ASCEM-S@yahoogroups.com Precedence: bulk List-Unsubscribe: Date: Sat, 5 Jun 2004 19:19:48 -0500 Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW TOS: "Iron Khan" 1/1 (Khan/Marla, K, S, filk) [PG-13] Reply-To: "Keith & Jessica Bratcher" Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit X-ELNK-AV: 0 Almost hit 'delete' on this one, but what the hell, might as well throw it out there. Title: Iron Khan Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com ) Series: TOS Codes: Khan/Marla, K, S, filk Rating: PG-13 Disclaimer: Paramount owns Star Trek. This is not for profit, just for fun. Archiving: ASCEM, others please ask. Feedback: Yes please, here or by email. Summary: Based on Black Sabbath's "Iron Man" (1971). Iron Khan by longbeachtrekstar, May 2004 Khan Noonian Singh Crowns himself immortal king Is he man or god? Does he work out? Check out that bod! Fled Earth on the Botany Bay Lived to fight another day He wants to rule the world When he kisses Marla, do her toes curl? ~ Yeah, she really wants him ~ His strength sweeps her away ~ But she'll soon regret it ~ He's gonna make her pay Marla looks in his eyes Makes her moist between her thighs To his side she flies Helps him steal the Enterprise Exile or prison time? Ceti Alpha Five suits him fine Reliant shows up and Khan escapes The Federation he wants to rape ~ Yeah, Khan wants his vengeance ~ For Marla who's cold in her grave ~ Now he has a starship ~ Can any of us still be saved? Spock says "Think in 3-D" That turns out to be the key "From hell's heart, I stab at thee. I spit my last breath at thee." Khan turns Genesis on Kirk looks up and he yells "Khaaaaan!" Explosion bright as a sun Khan is dead and Kirk has won! (End) [Non-text portions of this message have been removed]