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Subject: [ASCEM-S] NEW UFF TOS: "I, Rand" 1/1 (U/R, filk) [NC-17]
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Title: I, Rand
Author: longbeachtrekstar ( longbeachtrekstar @ yahoo . com )
Series: TOS
Codes: U/R, filk, UFF
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Gratuitous 80's hair!
Beta: Second letter of the Greek alphabet
Disclaimer? No, dat claimer! Paramount owns Star Trek. Flock of
Seagulls owns the original song. The bank owns my house. I own
nothing. I'm just writing this for fun and not making any profit.
Archiving: UFF, ASCEM, others please ask.
Feedback: Yes please, here or by email.
Notes:
Written for Farfalla's 2004 UhuraFicFest --
http://www.cosmicduckling.com/uhura/
Words ending with '--' should be drawn out for about three beats.
For example, "Hearts begin to race--" should be sung
"Hearts begin to ra-a-ace.".
Summary: Based on Flock of Seagulls' "I Ran (So Far Away)" (1982).

I, Rand
by longbeachtrekstar, January 2004


Rand steps inside Uhura's door
Never been with a sexy girl before--
Sexy girl before--
She sees Uhura standing there
With warm brown skin and silky jet black hair--
Silky jet black hair--

~ And she came--
~ Her juices flowed like rain--
~ She just came--
~ She screamed as if insane--
~ She didn't feel no shame

This moment, the girls will not waste
Their bodies touch, their hearts begin to race--
Hearts begin to race--
Nyota says, "Relax, Sugar"
She strokes Jan's tits and then she starts to purr--
Then she starts to purr--

~ And she came--
~ Her juices flowed like rain--
~ She just came--
~ She screamed as if insane--
~ She didn't feel no shame

Ny slips a hand between Jan's legs
Her knees go weak, and Jan begins to beg--
Jan begins to beg--
Slick fingers moving in and out
They bite their lips, and then they start to shout--
Then they start to shout--

~ And she came--
~ Her juices flowed like rain--
~ She just came--
~ She screamed as if insane--
~ She didn't feel no shame

Strapped on a dildo, what a rush!
Ny rammed it home in one hard desp'rate thrust--
One hard desp'rate thrust--
Orgasms just like phasers flared
The sounds and scents of hot sex filled the air--
Hot sex filled the air--

~ And she came--
~ Her juices flowed like rain--
~ She just came--
~ She screamed as if insane--
~ She didn't feel no shame

(End)




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