Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!bigfeed2.bellsouth.net!news.bellsouth.net!cyclone1.gnilink.net!gnilink.net!peer01.cox.net!cox.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <20040824183739.84284.qmail@web60803.mail.yahoo.com> From: Farfalla MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS limericks "The Pride of Bonnie Scotland" Sc/f (multiple) [R] SluFF Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 46 Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 20:55:03 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1093380903 209.198.142.218 (Tue, 24 Aug 2004 16:55:03 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 16:55:03 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83030 X-Received-Date: Tue, 24 Aug 2004 13:55:17 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: The Pride of Bonnie Scotland Author: Farfalla the Butterfly-Kitten Email: blueberrysnail @ yahoo.com Codes: Sc/f (multiple) Rating: R, double limerick (poetry) Written possibly for the SlutFest 2004, if they let me Summary: Scotty gets lucky at the Highland Games THE PRIDE OF BONNIE SCOTLAND By the end of the Space Highland Games, Mister Scott had picked up a few dames With no great deal of labor, He tossed them his caber, Too drunk to remember their names. Two fine lassies reached under his kilt, And they swallowed his sword to the hilt Two other girls lingered To enjoy being fingered And a fifth slurped whatever was spilt. // ===== Farfalla's Kirk/Spock happyplace @ http://cosmicduckling.com/spirk Stories, humor, cartoons, poetry, screencaptures, & more! All-Ages Kirk/Spock Archive @ http://www.thyla.com G-PG13 K/S; Over 90 authors & artists featured! __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? New and Improved Yahoo! Mail - Send 10MB messages! http://promotions.yahoo.com/new_mail ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: