Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!feed1.news.rcn.net!feed2.news.rcn.net!rcn!news-out.visi.com!news-out.octanews.net!petbe.visi.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "Elizabeth Helena" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TNG "A Fate Worse Than Death" (W/Wes etc) [NC-17] 0/1 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 87 Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 04:55:02 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1093755302 209.198.142.218 (Sun, 29 Aug 2004 00:55:02 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 29 Aug 2004 00:55:02 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83166 X-Received-Date: Sat, 28 Aug 2004 21:55:04 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: A Fate Worse Than Death Author: Elizabeth Humiliated :-) Series: TNG Codes: Humour, PDP (Plot? Depraved Plot!). W/Wes along with P/Wes, P/R, R/T, R/Wes, D/La, D/Y, and K/everyone implied. I am never, ever going to live this one down. Rating: NC-17 because only adults should be traumatized here. Oh yeah, and because of the leather fetish, erotic asphyxiation, Klingon nudity, underage sex depending on where you live, bdsm, and bad language. Never, ever, ever. Spoilers: Mega-AU, playing fast and loose with TNG Season Two with Admiral Janeway, Lieutenant Barclay, and Ensign Ro all showing up early among other subtle changes. And yes, I do know that I'm not using Ro's real first name :-). Disclaimer: Disclaimers?! We don't need no stinkin' disclaimers! Ahem, not only are these characters and settings not mine, I'll deny three times before dawn that I ever wrote this story. Summary: An unauthorized and probably uncalled for sequel to Melora Klingon Lexicon Alert: A bat'leth is that half-circle curved sword-thingy Klingons enjoy using to julienne their enemies. A daqtagh is the Klingon knife that they enjoy waving around while accusing each other of dishonour. Kahless is the legendary first Klingon Emperor and is often evoked by Klingons while flourishing bat'leths and daqtaghs. His clone eventually becomes Emperor again, a fact which can be ignored because it happens after the timing of this story, and because TPTB never paid any attention to it either. Gowron, on the other hand, gave the wiggins to TNG and DS9 viewers alike for years, eventually becoming Chancellor of the Klingon High Council presumably through the power of his extra-wide, very disturbing stare. Gagh is the standard Klingon gross-out food that looks like live worms, while Bithool gagh, according to Ezri Dax, has feet. Regulan Blood-Worms, according to the drunken Klingon in the "Trouble with Tribbles" are soft and shapeless, thus distinctly un-Kirk-like. Stovokor is the Klingon version of Heaven, well Valhalla really, where the honourable dead enjoy killing with bat'leths, showing off daqtaghs, and eating gagh for eternity, although not necessarily in that order. Dedication: To Birgit, fellow SluFFer. Hey, if this series continues with one more partner it could qualify Wes as the lead SluFF slut! Dear gods, what have I done? Betas: Birgit, without whom this fic would not have lived to see the light of day. So send thanks or hate mail to her :-). And Adrienne who encouraging me by saying "rewriting this story again isn't going to make it any better." Hey, wait a minute :-o. Thanks: Both Mark Morton's "The Lover's Tongue: A Merry Romp Through the Language of Love and Sex," and Dafydd ap Gwilym's poem "The Penis" provided invaluable help with Data's thesaurus subroutine. Morris Albert, songster of the seventies, provided inspiration for Troi, and the far more talented NovaD for Admiral Janeway. Much appreciation to whoever created the term "androidhood" and to "The 47 Conspiracy." And naturally many thanks to Melora and Lbts for confirming what many TNG fans have long suspected, it's fun to asphyxiate Wesley. Archiving: No one, never, ever will get permission. Except possibly SluFF. And Kinky Corner. Oh hell, whatever. Feedback: Cringing, um yeah? Rumour has it that the author to this bit of perversion can be reached at elizabeth loves her thesaurus @ hotmail.com (without spaces), and has been known to read the lists (when not engaged in much needed therapy). Ye Old Perverted Quote: "You are a trouserful of wantonness, Your neck is leather, image of a goose's neckbone; Nature of complete falsity, a pod of lewdness, Door-nail which causes lawsuits and trouble!" Dafydd ap Gwilym, "The Penis," circa 1350 (translated by Dafydd Johnston) ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. 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