Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!prodigy.com!newsprint.newsread.com!early-edition.newsread.com!bad-news.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <147305966.20040903111814@gmx.de> From: "A.Q" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TOS "The Revenge of the Triumvirate" [PG] K,S,Mc,f Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 138 Date: Fri, 03 Sep 2004 12:55:11 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1094216111 209.198.142.218 (Fri, 03 Sep 2004 08:55:11 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 03 Sep 2004 08:55:11 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83420 X-Received-Date: Fri, 03 Sep 2004 05:56:49 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Lyra said, quality doesn't matter. So I got a good excuse. Thanks! *** Title: The Revenge of the Triumvirate Author: Acidqueen a.q@gmx.de Series: TOS challenge humor(?) Codes: K, S, Mc, me ;) Rating: PG Disclaimer: I don't want them anymore! Summary: Worst possible fate ;) For Stephen's Revenge Fic * Livejournal of syredronning - "Acidqueen's Crazy Corner" Posting for Acidqueen [03 Sep 2004|11:15pm] [mood| = more angry than ever in her life!] ---------------------------------------------------------- : I post this for my owner, who has severe and very weird problems with her internet access. Hopefully, we're going to fix it later. This is her story how it came to it. (I don't quite believe her, but well...) ------->What happened to me (long whine by Acidqueen) It was a sunny morning today. Everything was totally normal. I read through my piles of treksmut mailing list postings and chatted with friends in my IRC bdsm channel. As usually, I ignored any private queries that popped up on my console - I don't care for getting the classic "a/s/l" (age / sex / location) question. Thankfully, "acidqueen" as a nick doesn't sound really inviting. However, when this particular query opened, I got curious. Obviously, someone did a well-prepared joke on me. Hello, Acidqueen We know you're there! Fine...who's "we"? You should be able to understand your own preferred pairing combination, darling. I hate to be called darling (right next to cute or sweet), and went straight into arrogant bitch mode. Yeah. Nice joke *yawn* We're here to take revenge on you. Ah, an ASCEM reader! I wondered if Hypatia finally found hir way into the German ircnet. Anyway, I didn't have to ask what the revenge was for. I think I killed them all off more than once, and more death was upcoming in some drafts. Hey, cool. What are you going to do :)? We're going to make sure that you're not going to write such stuff anymore. Thihi. And how? By limiting your access to research material. My #bdsm.de channel window died. In my status window, I could read: "Acidqueen was kicked from #bdsm.de - Get a life!" I had one! It was just a tad more digital than others. GNA. I tried a rejoin, but somehow I seemed to be banned. This was weird - the robots should protect every channel operator, and I was practically housing in this channel since 1996. Ups. How did you do this? We can do whatever we want. That's your own credo, isn't it? Not tied to canon or the rules of the normal, physical life, hehe! Pfffff. I was thinking about a more rude reply, when some books disappeared from my shelves. My S&M literature has gone! And now the K/S zines, too! And that's only the beginning! They were right - not only the kinky stuff, but all TOS material vanished. The books, the video tapes, the new DVD box - GONE. The room was considerably empty, when they seemed to be done. FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! If I'll ever get my hands on you, I'll fist you with a battle axe - HARD! We don't think you will... My notebook made ominous sounds, and when I checked with my Total Commander, my fiction folders were GONE. Not even a trace left. And just in the moment I thought about my backup CDs, those disappeared into thin air too. I was close to crying. BASTARDS! I still have the net! No, you don't. Hastily I jumped to my browser and called up the SpockMcCoyDen. But instead of the classic pic, some Christian network site showed up. My stomach twitched. THIS IS FUCKING TORTURE! We just give you back what you sowed, darling. No more research in the Deviant's Dictionary. No more reading of medieval torture techniques. No more surfing on the body modification ezine. We save the men of the virtual world from your bad influence! With this, my notebook crashed into a very blue screen. I ran downstairs and tried my other computers, but they were quiet too. It's eight hours later now, but I didn't get anything working again. I'm typing this on the computer of . I'LL GET YOU SUCKERS! AND THEN I'M GOING TO DISEMBOWEL YOU ALIVE! *stomps off to think about very nasty MU sequels* -------------------------------------------------------- ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: