Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!atl-c02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <010c01c49276$1b8a4820$6600a8c0@tarzan> References: <147305966.20040903111814@gmx.de> From: "kira-nerys" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: NEW TOS "The Revenge of the Triumvirate" [PG] K,S,Mc,f Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 206 Date: Sat, 04 Sep 2004 12:56:00 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1094302560 209.198.142.218 (Sat, 04 Sep 2004 08:56:00 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 04 Sep 2004 08:56:00 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83572 X-Received-Date: Sat, 04 Sep 2004 21:50:42 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) BWAHAHAHAAH! Shivers. oh god, AQ, they truly are e-evil, aren't they? The whole idea of this h-happening is giving me ch-chills. meep. Kira, clutching her Zines protectively. ----- Original Message ----- From: "A.Q" To: Sent: Friday, September 03, 2004 11:18 AM Subject: [ASCEML] NEW TOS "The Revenge of the Triumvirate" [PG] K,S,Mc,f > Lyra said, quality doesn't matter. So I got a good excuse. > Thanks! > > *** > Title: The Revenge of the Triumvirate > Author: Acidqueen a.q@gmx.de > Series: TOS challenge humor(?) > Codes: K, S, Mc, me ;) > Rating: PG > Disclaimer: I don't want them anymore! > Summary: Worst possible fate ;) For Stephen's Revenge Fic > challenge. > > * > > Livejournal of syredronning - "Acidqueen's Crazy Corner" > > Posting for Acidqueen [03 Sep 2004|11:15pm] > [mood| = more angry than ever in her life!] > ---------------------------------------------------------- > : I post this for my owner, who has > severe and very weird problems with her internet access. > Hopefully, we're going to fix it later. This is her story > how it came to it. (I don't quite believe her, but > well...) > > ------->What happened to me (long whine by Acidqueen) > > It was a sunny morning today. Everything was totally > normal. I read through my piles of treksmut mailing list > postings and chatted with friends in my IRC bdsm channel. > As usually, I ignored any private queries that popped up > on my console - I don't care for getting the classic > "a/s/l" (age / sex / location) question. Thankfully, > "acidqueen" as a nick doesn't sound really inviting. > > However, when this particular query opened, I got curious. > Obviously, someone did a well-prepared joke on me. > > Hello, Acidqueen > We know you're there! > Fine...who's "we"? > You should be able to understand your own > preferred pairing combination, darling. > > I hate to be called darling (right next to cute or sweet), > and went straight into arrogant bitch mode. > > Yeah. Nice joke *yawn* > We're here to take revenge on you. > > Ah, an ASCEM reader! I wondered if Hypatia finally found > hir way into the German ircnet. Anyway, I didn't have to > ask what the revenge was for. I think I killed them all > off more than once, and more death was upcoming in some > drafts. > > Hey, cool. What are you going to do :)? > We're going to make sure that you're not going > to write such stuff anymore. > Thihi. And how? > By limiting your access to research material. > > My #bdsm.de channel window died. In my status window, I > could read: > "Acidqueen was kicked from #bdsm.de - Get a life!" > > I had one! It was just a tad more digital than others. > GNA. > > I tried a rejoin, but somehow I seemed to be banned. This > was weird - the robots should protect every channel > operator, and I was practically housing in this channel > since 1996. > > Ups. How did you do this? > We can do whatever we want. That's your own > credo, isn't it? Not tied to canon or the rules of the > normal, physical life, hehe! > Pfffff. > > I was thinking about a more rude reply, when some books > disappeared from my shelves. > > My S&M literature has gone! And now the K/S > zines, too! > And that's only the beginning! > > They were right - not only the kinky stuff, but all TOS > material vanished. The books, the video tapes, the new DVD > box - GONE. The room was considerably empty, when they > seemed to be done. > > FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!! > If I'll ever get my hands on you, I'll fist > you with a battle axe - HARD! > We don't think you will... > > My notebook made ominous sounds, and when I checked with > my Total Commander, my fiction folders were GONE. Not even > a trace left. And just in the moment I thought about my > backup CDs, those disappeared into thin air too. I was > close to crying. BASTARDS! > > I still have the net! > No, you don't. > > Hastily I jumped to my browser and called up the > SpockMcCoyDen. But instead of the classic pic, some > Christian network site showed up. My stomach twitched. > > THIS IS FUCKING TORTURE! > We just give you back what you sowed, darling. No > more research in the Deviant's Dictionary. No more reading > of medieval torture techniques. No more surfing on the > body modification ezine. We save the men of the virtual > world from your bad influence! > > With this, my notebook crashed into a very blue screen. I > ran downstairs and tried my other computers, but they were > quiet too. > > It's eight hours later now, but I didn't get anything > working again. I'm typing this on the computer of > . > > I'LL GET YOU SUCKERS! AND THEN I'M GOING TO DISEMBOWEL YOU > ALIVE! > > *stomps off to think about very nasty MU sequels* > > -------------------------------------------------------- > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> > $9.95 domain names from Yahoo!. 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