Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!c01.usenetserver.com!c03.atl99!atl-c02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!feed3.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!yellow.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: From: "lyrastarwatcher" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW TNG SluFF Riker's Island (R/fs, filk)[R] Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: quoted-printable Lines: 72 Date: Thu, 05 Aug 2004 02:55:01 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1091674501 209.198.142.218 (Wed, 04 Aug 2004 22:55:01 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 04 Aug 2004 22:55:01 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:82429 X-Received-Date: Wed, 04 Aug 2004 19:55:03 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Riker's Island Author: Lyrastar Series: TNG Rating: R Codes: Challenge, filk, R/f Contact: lyrastarwatcher at yahoo dot com or=20 www.geocities.com/lyrastarwatcher Disclaimer: Paramount for the usual suspects. I dunno who owns the=20 song, but it ain't me. Summary: I figured lbts would be all over this, but since no one else=20 Riker's Island (sung to the tune off=85well, you know) Just beam right up and you'll hear a tale, A show 'bout a long space trip, That started off with nothing but A well-known title and a ship. The mate was a cocky ladies man Who bragged of a big trombone The counselor would play with him 'Cause he could make it moan. He could make her moan.=20 The ratings started getting rough, He had to change his act. If not for a little more sex appeal The series would be scrapped. The series could be crap. He made the rounds with his slide trombone=20 And tried to raise a smile. From Minuet--the hologram, Breanna O (and her goats!). Etana Jol! Soren and Beata too, Sucked the 'bone on Riker's Isle! He even 'boned the ship's doctor, Though he had to host a trill. The surgery was not so bad, But the trill cum made him ill. The first mate and the counselor, Will do whatever they must To make the others cum-fortable, In their flying ship of lust. No lube! No dong! No vibrators! Not a single luxury, Without a Risa catalogue, it's primitive as can be. So join us here each week my friends, You're sure to get a smile, From all the stage-struck ingenues, Being 'boned' on Riker's Isle! ~Lyra August 2004 ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: