Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <62566931.20040905233211@mindspring.com> From: "Cait N." MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW DS9: Sisko's Celestial Temple (title challenge; Qu) Rated G Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 47 Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 04:55:01 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094446501 209.198.142.218 (Mon, 06 Sep 2004 00:55:01 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 00:55:01 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83716 X-Received-Date: Sun, 05 Sep 2004 21:55:06 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: Sisko's Celestial Temple Author: Cait N. Contact: caitn at mindspring dot com Series: DS9 Codes: Qu Rating: G Archive: ASCEML yes, everyone else please ask Copyright: September 2004 Disclaimer: Paramount owns the characters, I just take 'em out for a spin every once in a while. Author's Note: Written for Stephen's Bad Title Challenge. Summary: Quark has too much hair in his ears. Either that, or too much *** "Sisko's Celestial Temple" by Cait N. Quark watched as a crowd ran past the entrance to his bar. Anything that had them rushing down the Promenade and not coming into his establishment was bad news. He hurried to the doorway and grabbed a boy by the shoulder. "What's going on?" He tried to see over the crowd. "Sisko got whacked in the temple!" "The Bajoran Temple?" "No, _his_ temple!" "Sisko has a Celestial Temple? When did that happen? There was a time when no one sneezed on this station without me knowing..." The boy pulled away in disgust. "His head you idiot! Whacked on the head!" THE END ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: