Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!prodigy.com!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!newsread.com!newsstand.newsread.com!POSTED.newshog.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <1458375284.20040906010630@mindspring.com> From: "Cait N." MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: NEW DS9: TMI (Canonically Incorrect challenge; B, Qu/f) Rated PG Content-Type: text/plain; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 44 Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 12:55:07 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: newshog.newsread.com 1094475307 209.198.142.218 (Mon, 06 Sep 2004 08:55:07 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 08:55:07 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:83811 X-Received-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 05:55:22 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) Title: TMI Author: Cait N. Contact: caitn at mindspring dot com Series: DS9 Codes: B, Qu/f Rating: PG Archive: ASCEML yes, everyone else please ask Copyright: September 2004 Disclaimer: Paramount owns the characters, I just take 'em out for a spin every once in a while. Author's Note: Written for Stephen's Canonically Incorrect Challenge. Takes place during the episode "Looking for Par'mach in All the Wrong Places." TMI stands for Too Much Information. Summary: Sometimes you wished you hadn't asked. "TMI" by Cait N. Dr Bashir studied the tricorder in his hand. "A compound fracture of the left radius, two fractured ribs, torn ligaments, strained tendons, numerous contusions, bruises, and scratches." He looked at his patient on the biobed. "What _have_ you been doing?" Quark's arm was in a sling and he looked like he'd gone three rounds with a targ. "You mean," he corrected, turning his head to stare at Grilka, "what've _we_ been doing." The two of them burst into knowing laughter. Bashir wrinkled his nose as realization dawned. "Never mind, I don't need that particular image running around in my head." THE END ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: