Path: newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net!stamper.news.atl.earthlink.net!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!bigfeed2.bellsouth.net!news.bellsouth.net!cyclone1.gnilink.net!gnilink.net!ngpeer.news.aol.com!feed3.newsreader.com!newsreader.com!yellow.newsread.com!bad-news.newsread.com!news-toy.newsread.com!netaxs.com!newsread.com!POSTED.monger.newsread.com!not-for-mail Newsgroups: alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated Approved: ascem@earthlink.net Organization: Better Living Thru TrekSmut Sender: ascem@earthlink.net Message-ID: <006801c49485$c4e8aa40$dec8d7cc@Zedric> References: <924998489.20040906224308@mindspring.com> From: "Sorlak" MIME-Version: 1.0 Mailing-List: list ASCEML@yahoogroups.com; contact ASCEML-owner@yahoogroups.com Subject: Re: NEW DS9: A Few Quarks of the System (Bad Title Challenge, drabble; Qu) Rated PG-13 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=ISO-8859-1 Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 74 Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2004 04:55:14 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 209.198.142.218 X-Complaints-To: Abuse Role , We Care X-Trace: monger.newsread.com 1094532914 209.198.142.218 (Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:55:14 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:55:14 EDT Xref: news.earthlink.net alt.startrek.creative.erotica.moderated:84006 X-Received-Date: Mon, 06 Sep 2004 21:55:26 PDT (newsspool2.news.atl.earthlink.net) The mental image will cause anyone to not need a cold shower. Sorlak ***sig*** T'Pol/Tucker, wait, don't tell me they actually... Don't tell me they actually did the dirty deed! ----- Original Message ----- From: "Cait N." To: Sent: Monday, September 06, 2004 10:43 PM Subject: [ASCEML] NEW DS9: A Few Quarks of the System (Bad Title Challenge, drabble; Qu) Rated PG-13 > Title: A Few Quarks of the System > Author: Cait N. > Contact: caitn at mindspring dot com > Series: DS9 > Codes: Qu; drabble > Rating: PG-13 > Archive: ASCEML yes, everyone else please ask > Copyright: September 2004 > > Disclaimer: Paramount owns the characters, I just take 'em out for a > spin every once in a while. > > Author's Note: Written for Stephen's Bad Title Challenge. > > Summary: Quark's fantasies take a horrible turn. > *** > > "A Few Quarks of the System" > by Cait N. > > > Quark rubbed his hands together in anticipation. So far so good with > his "appropriation" and "modification" of Bashir's secret agent > program. Three days since he'd made the changes and started using the > program, and he hadn't been discovered. > > He entered the holosuite and ordered, "Computer, run Quark DD36." The > room transformed into a lush penthouse suite. > > Quark shivered with excitement. > > Instead of the anticipated naked Jadzia walking into the room, a naked > and wrinkly Quark sauntered in. > > "What?!" The real Quark stumbled back in disbelief and revulsion. > > "What's the matter?" the duplicate Quark asked. "Not quite what you > were expecting?" > > THE END > > > > > Messages from this list are mirrored on the ASCEM newsgroup. > Read http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML/files/faq.txt for > more information about your subscription to ASCEM/L. > Yahoo! Groups Links > > > > ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ ASCEM messages are copied to a mailing list. Most recent messages can be found at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/ASCEML. NewMessage: